Another damn joke...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by GreenAppleSplatters, Feb 4, 2002.

  1. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Why did the dead baby cross the road?

    Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    That reminds me of another dead baby joke:

    What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

    You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
     
  3. unlimited-time

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    What do you call a row of 50 rabbits walking backwards?

    A receding hare line.
     
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    What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

    A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.


    How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

    Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.


    Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?

    To see the expression on it face
     
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    What bounces up and down at 100mph?

    A baby tied to the back of a truck.


    What's brown and gurgles?

    A baby in a casserole.

    Whats the best thing about a siamese twin baby?

    Threesomes.
     
  6. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    the jokes on this stirng really suck
    did u get them from the popsicle sticks?
     
  7. D

    D New Member

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    Im sure they did -

    Didn't you hear in the news about how the NOW group all died due to eating their daily 35 'fat feminist lollypops' and all shitting their stomachs out of their arses at the shock...

    Thats how these lot know them... no one is there to say its wrong to say that sort of thing.

     

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