Is my hero and I love her. I want you all to know. The Anna Nicole Show is the best show tv has to offer. Fuck all of you who beg to differ.
If you had bigger tits they'd make a show about you. Your lives seem to run parallel to each other, minus the marrying the old guy part. You're both wacked out of your skulls though so there might be hope.
I think they should replace Kimmy with Kelly (me). I'm better looking and I wouldn't take Anna Nicole's shit. But I DO adore her.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: ...I'm better looking and I wouldn't take Anna Nicole's shit....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You wouldn't have a job then, she needs to have a superiority complex over her minions as she obviously feels pretty worthless herself.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: You wouldn't have a job then, she needs to have a superiority complex over her minions as she obviously feels pretty worthless herself.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It would make a nice hair-pulling, nail-breaking fight. She would beat my ass. She is a tough broad. She gets a lot of shit for gaining weight and marrying the millionare, but she still holds her head up and tells everyone to fuck off. Kudos to her! Plus, she makes me laugh my fucking ass off each week. I look forward to Saturday nights... not for going out, but to stay in and watch her! Now who the sad bitch be?
Not that sad staying in Saturday night, but I normally always ensure I have enough Class A narcotics and associated 'soft' to ensure the body may be 'in' but the mind is definetly 'out'...which reminds me... * calls his dealer...
Since when does getting loaded once a week to slough the banality of work constitute a drug problem? I can give it up anytime I want... *twitches and drools spasmodically
I think I am sober but I feel like I'm going to puke. Back to the subject at hand... Listen to a trashed Anna Nicole sing about her dog, "Sugar Pie" **Media Player will open**
