A rabbit was hopping thru the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit. They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at them, looked at his razor and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe. Soon they came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us though the forest!" The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started mauling the rabbit. Horrified, the giraffe and elephant protested, "Lion, why are you doing this?!? He was trying to help you." The lion paused in his brutal cuffing. "THIS little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on Ecstasy."
