Tonight, the doctor has an extra special treat for you! I will talk shit about everything I can fucking think of!!!And you will enjoy it like a thai hooker enjoys selling her ass for cheap third world crack-cocaine!! You mother fuckers. Anyway, the reason I am in such a fucking bad mood is because there really are no intelligent websites that I don't get tired of after a week, and so I am forced to once again wander internet land for porn and smut. Porn evolution I consider it. First you start as a young kid and find an old National Geographic with a picture of some fat indian chick's titties hanging loose while she sits around the fire. And you get the biggest boner right there in the middle school library. But then, the sexual lust begins to eat at you. Titties no longer serve any purpose, and you crave to see bush. Then you crave sexual acts. ANd finally you can only get off by seeing african elephants buttfucking....sad but true. You sick fucks. Thank god Im a true christian and I never think about such filth. ANyway, someone told me that the sight "AMIHOTORNOT.COM" was "really fucking cool man because you get to rate all these real hot bitches." I WILL FIND THE MOTHERFUCKER THAT SAID THAT TO ME AND FUCK HIS GOD DAMN NASAL CAVITY RIGHT UP INTO HIS BRAIN......But hey, I did what I usually do and spiced the whole fucking site up. I took some acrylic paints and spent about 3 hours painting my nutsack so that it looks like a woman. A real fucking ugly woman, I must say, but theres only so much I can do with my big hairy nuts. But it still looks better than half the women on that damn thing. So go log on, and if you see the round looking face of a woman that looks like she has a lot of facial hair and a real bad makeup job those are my nuts!!! Give those fuckers a rating of ten if you would, I put a lot of work into them. THanks gang.... ------------------ Coincidently, the smell of my breath and pussy are eerily similar....
That site (hotornot.com) is strangely addictive... ------------------ Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds - excactly three fucking seconds - to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! - Master Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
I was actually gonna read that whole novel but I got a head ache about 1/4 of the way through.. ------------------ I will kill you all. Have a nice day.
ya know, tha thas to be the funniest shit I have ever read on the forums... Ironically, AmIFuglyornot dot com should be open VERY soon... Lets remember to keep it Ugly guys...
you should have shaved your balls... you'll get a higher rating then... shave your balls and try again.. send the facial hair one to australian amihotornot... and call her thumpingthighs
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phuck Ya: I was actually gonna read that whole novel but I got a head ache about 1/4 of the way through.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Am i the only one to notice what a little cock-breathed ass fucker 'Phuck Ya' seems to be?i think that he's trying to give 'available' signals out,kind of saying "I'm mean,I'm willing-Phuck Me..."
