An Italian, a jew and a polock were sitting outside talking about their daughters one day. The italian said " I was cleaning out my daughter's room and I found a pack of cigarettes, I didn't even know she smoked." The jew said "You don't have anything to worry about I was cleaning my daughter's room and I found a fifth of whiskey. " The polock said, " Ahh that's nothing I was cleaning my daughter's room and found a box of condoms, I didn't know my daughter had a penis ."
