An Australian fellow asks his girl friend to fight,

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Joeslogic, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    But she says she doesn't want to because she isn't feeling well.

    "Whatta ya mean, not feeling well?" he says.
    "You know," she says, "I've got my time of the month."
    "Whatta ya mean, time of the month?" he says.
    "You know," she says, "I've got my period."
    "Whatta ya mean, period?" he says.
    "You know," she says, "I'm bleeding down here." And she opens up her pants to show him.
    "Jesus," he says, "no wonder you're bleeding! They've gone and cut your cock off!"
     
  2. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Hnnff.

    Australians are funny.
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Maybe we could be blood brothers.
     
  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I dont get it, re you saying Australians are dumb, or they are faggots?
     
  5. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Both?
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Yeah, or both?
     

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