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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by diogenes, Feb 23, 2006.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    Nope
     
  2. smiles

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    i don't even know why dudes like to fake like they wouldn't hit it....... you can’t call a fuckable girl unfuckable without references
     
  3. TheGrimJesus

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    I never said I would not hit it, lol those words never came out of my mouth.

    When I said not that cute, It was in the context of the post. She is doing porn and she should not be she is not cute enough for porn.
     
  4. diogenes

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    I've had the opportunity, I wouldn't hit it. Too many of my friends already have, she's a worthless tweaker bitch. Always talking about how she's a stripper and whatnot. I can't have sex with a woman I can't respect. I'd rather just beat off and save the boring conversation.
     
  5. smiles

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    dio i think we're getting sidetracked here...... what we should be discussing is why YOU aren't hitting it......... sure she's a ho and all that but that doesn;t really matter unless you have a girlfriend yourself..... fucking ho's is good now and again just cuz you can do all the things you'd never do to a girlfriend without months of negotiation
     
  6. TheGrimJesus

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    Dude having sex with women you don't respect is the best sex you can have. I mean for one they will let you do anything. Like sticking Plungers in there ass, Always a crowd pleaser.

    Plus you can give them a few rabbit punches while your doing it doggy style call her a worthless cunt and she will chalk it up to foreplay.
     
  7. diogenes

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    This girl is worthless, don't bother trying to talk me into it. Besides, I'm not collecting social security yet. She won't be into me for another 40 years. I don't care to wait that long.
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    The chic likes here dick, I doubt it matters how old it is.
     
  9. diogenes

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    I was joking. I can think of 5 guys I know, that are within 1/2 mile of where I'm standing right now, that have slept with this girl. I couldn't get my head into it. It's just no go. She's a worthless human being, and that's all I'd be able to think about while I was crushing her belly, and that would take the fun out of it.
     
  10. smiles

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    it's hard ot fuck someone that sickens you... i know what you mean by useless....... what's the point in hitting it if you're going to be ashamed of it later eh...... you sir are a gentleman
     
  11. diogenes

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    That's a pretty liberal use of the term, but I appreciate the complement. My sense of honor and integrity tends to interfere with my sex life. Personality and integrity actually matters more to me than looks. I'll gladly carry the burden though. Quality over quantity any day of the week.
     
  12. TheGrimJesus

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    You can have all that and your cake too you just don't talk about it. Its ok to swirl in the pool with your friends gives you something to talk about.
     
  13. diogenes

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    I've done the whole "casual" sex thing before, and it's never been satisfying. It's basically masturbating. And it's cheaper to do it myself. I end up with the same feeling. It's cheap and meaningless. I prefer it to have value, and am not willing to compromise that.
     
  14. chester grape

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    Yes, but it's like wine isn't it? You've got to have experienced the cheap and nasty stuff in order to gain a better appreciation of the good stuff.
     
  15. diogenes

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    That's one way of looking at it. Would it also follow that an older vintage was more satisfying to the refined palate?
     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    ... until it goes vinegary.
     
  17. diogenes

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    Would the equivalent be senile?
     
  18. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Maybe just crotchety.
     
  19. diogenes

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    Alzheimers would be nice. That way she wouldn't ever be able to charge me with anything.
     
  20. Dwaine Scum

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    I can say with a general amout of certainty, that $1400, at least $800 of that got smoked up that night... While she wept because she just met to old guys and they whored her out, hit the pipe again*
     

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