An actual joke.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by chester grape, Feb 12, 2006.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.

    The shopkeeper asks: "Are they twins?"

    The woman says: "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they look
    alike?"

    "No", he replies "I just can't believe you got laid twice"
     
    chester grape, Feb 12, 2006
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  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    that was pretty funny...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Feb 12, 2006
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  3. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Nice sig, Dwaine, but I preferred your politically correct kiddie.
     
    chester grape, Feb 13, 2006
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  4. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    good joke... i;ve told it to both my imaginary friends
     
    smiles, Feb 13, 2006
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  5. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Did they laugh?
     
    Ferine, Feb 14, 2006
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  6. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    the first one did, the second said he'd heard it allready
     
    smiles, Feb 14, 2006
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  7. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    :lol:
     
    ucicare, Feb 14, 2006
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