American History

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BullGod666, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    The teacher said,
    "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.

    Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Johnny a bright Navajo

    Indian boy, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

    'Very good!'

    Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the
    Earth?'

    Again, no response except from Little Johnny, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

    The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed, Little

    Johnny knows more about history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians.'

    'Who said that?' she demanded.

    Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General Custer, 1862.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

    The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

    Again, Little Johnny says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

    Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

    Little Johnny jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill
    Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

    The teacher fainted.

    And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
    said, 'Oh shit, We're
    screwed!'

    Little Johnny said quietly, "The American people, November 4, 2008
     
  2. housefull

    housefull New Member

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    Thanks for shairng:eek:hnny
    knows more about history than you do.'

    She heard a loud whisper: 'Screw the Indians.'

    'Who said that?' she demanded.

    Little Johnny put his hand up, 'General Custer, 1862.'

    At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
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  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Ha ha! BTW I'm a descendant of Patrick Henry.

    I hate spammers.
     

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