She has her moments...but on the whole i think Nicodemus has [i ]slowwwwwwly[/i] weedled her way into the light of the forum,being careful not to attract too much attention to herself until she eventually cunningly slipped into the a niche in the 'non-bitches' bracket by sheer 'being a boring cunt in small,irrelevant SAFE enough posts til people eventually become used to the name,thinking she has passed through the 'FIREY GATES' when actually she hasn't been purified at all-ness!!!!!
uhhhh...i don't know...her flatmate got his balls licked by the dog while she was on acid with a cool tatoo artist?That was it!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: uhhhh...i don't know...her flatmate got his balls licked by the dog while she was on acid with a cool tatoo artist?That was it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sorry... But I read fhm. I know its a blokes mag but its entertaining enough... I often flick to the back pages to the 'real life' shit and sometimes if you look the editor writes a note that says they are fed up with people sending wanky storys in or urban ledgends, as it was. Well that story was in the ed's box a while ago (dunno why it stuck in my head... something to do with it being odd.?) personally I think its all shite... There is also the one where the flatmates come back to find a woman with cream on her bits with a cat licking them off... And if it is true WHY THE FUCK dont they do it in there rooms behind a locked door... no anount of pleasure is worth being caught in the kitcjen with an animal attached to your goolies...
Well...brave forum bitches-no matter how annoying like wank etc. earn more respect from me than a weaselling,cowardly chancer that takes about 11 FUCKING MONTHS to finally get immersed into the icey cold waters of fugly!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: She has her moments...but on the whole i think Nicodemus has slowwwwwwly weedled her way into the light of the forum,being careful not to attract too much attention to herself until she eventually cunningly slipped into the a niche in the 'non-bitches' bracket by sheer 'being a boring cunt in small,irrelevant SAFE enough posts til people eventually become used to the name,thinking she has passed through the 'FIREY GATES' when actually she hasn't been purified at all-ness!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> FIREY GATES?? If, by that, you are referring to a thrashing by your steel trap of an intellect, then no, I suppose I haven't yet been the subject of a heap of your base, humdrum, predictable, repetitious, infantile-but-occasionally-amusing, contrivedly hostile little insults. But thanks for the nod, I was beginning to feel left out. I will sleep better knowing that you wasted so much of your time thinking about this. Did you actually go back and read all my posts before you wrote that fine dissertation? Or are you one of those marginally functional autistic types who remembers everything they read? Perhaps I slipped by your radar because I never felt it necessary to start dozens of threads like I'm so bored, Wanna Fuck?, Pics of my Sidewalk, or God I'm so sexy. As far as my posts being boring, I couldn't really be bothered to care what you or anyone else thinks. I'm not running for office or trying to win any popularity contests. I already have friends, believe it or not, and I don't kiss any of their asses either. If you don't like what I have to say, then I suggest you skip to something more up your alley, like this gem of wisdom: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sparky69: oh yeah you are cool arab what the fuck is a fucking arab a bug?! you fuckin signed it didn't you i dont give a crap. i will admit that this one sucked but DAMN! any way this fuckin thing is bull crap the dumb people cant make ut thier mind about what the fuck they are gonna do... just do something. so after you lick the crap off my anus and suck my dick i think that you can lick the shit off MY boots.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stupid twat.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: All of that shit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm... not that I give a shit... but how long did that take YOU to write? just under a couple of hours by looks...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Sorry... But I read fhm. I know its a blokes mag but its entertaining enough... I often flick to the back pages to the 'real life' shit and sometimes if you look the editor writes a note that says they are fed up with people sending wanky storys in or urban ledgends, as it was. Well that story was in the ed's box a while ago (dunno why it stuck in my head... something to do with it being odd.?) personally I think its all shite...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, some other people have already told me that it was an urban legend. Unfortunately, some of them are real. And believe me, this one has already become a legend in that urban area. I made sure of that before I left. He won't be able to go into a straight bar in New Orleans until next Halloween. I don't know whether he'd read it somewhere and decided it was worth a try, or just thought it seemed like a good idea at the time. I tend to think it's the latter, because I've never seen him read anything but food orders at the reastaurant. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> And if it is true WHY THE FUCK dont they do it in there rooms behind a locked door... no anount of pleasure is worth being caught in the kitcjen with an animal attached to your goolies... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That question has been bugging me since it happened. Not that I condone that sort of thing going on in my apartment, but if he'd been in his bedroom I never would have been the wiser.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Hmmm... not that I give a shit... but how long did that take YOU to write? just under a couple of hours by looks... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Assuming I began writing immediately after Nursey began this thread, you would be correct. But, as usual, you are mistaken, as well as a bit presumptuous... er, not that I give a shit.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote ??? Not that i condone homosexuals... I dont think they go around getting there balls licked by fucking animals...?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: ??? Not that i condone homosexuals... I dont think they go around getting there balls licked by fucking animals...? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As far as I know, he only went into straight bars so those were the only ones I spilled his story in. I didn't have time to hit every drinking hole in the city. Pity
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: a woman with cream on her bits with a cat licking them off...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator: FIREY GATES?? If, by that, you are referring to a thrashing by your steel trap of an intellect, then no, I suppose I haven't yet been the subject of a heap of your base, humdrum, predictable, repetitious, infantile-but-occasionally-amusing, contrivedly hostile little insults. But thanks for the nod, I was beginning to feel left out. I will sleep better knowing that you wasted so much of your time thinking about this. Did you actually go back and read all my posts before you wrote that fine dissertation? Or are you one of those marginally functional autistic types who remembers everything they read? Perhaps I slipped by your radar because I never felt it necessary to start dozens of threads like I'm so bored, Wanna Fuck?, Pics of my Sidewalk, or God I'm so sexy. As far as my posts being boring, I couldn't really be bothered to care what you or anyone else thinks. I'm not running for office or trying to win any popularity contests. I already have friends, believe it or not, and I don't kiss any of their asses either. If you don't like what I have to say, then I suggest you skip to something more up your alley, like this gem of wisdom: Originally posted by sparky69: oh yeah you are cool arab what the fuck is a fucking arab a bug?! you fuckin signed it didn't you i dont give a crap. i will admit that this one sucked but DAMN! any way this fuckin thing is bull crap the dumb people cant make ut thier mind about what the fuck they are gonna do... just do something. so after you lick the crap off my anus and suck my dick i think that you can lick the shit off MY boots. Stupid twat.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...and no-you never slipped by my radar...i've had my eye on you since i first spotted one of your feeble safe posts last year...but partly due to the middle-of-the-road dullness and length of time that would elapse between your posts it took me this long to realise that you're an at times mildly amusing,but more often than not,bland pain in the fucking ass, shortsighted cunt.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Aaaaw, c'mon Nursey... chill out! She said she'd suck my dick, she can't be all that bad....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah she's really f;irting with danger there
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: ...and no-you never slipped by my radar...i've had my eye on you since i first spotted one of your feeble safe posts last year...but partly due to the middle-of-the-road dullness and length of time that would elapse between your posts it took me this long to realise that you're an at times mildly amusing,but more often than not,bland pain in the fucking ass, shortsighted cunt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I see, so it was the autism after all. Can't get anything past you. Well, that's somewhat relieving. I'd hate for you to have wasted valuable hours sifting through hundreds of threads to relive my feeble safe boring posts. Of course, I can't necessarily say that your time is better spent conjuring up your usual contemptuous drivel, but I'm still tickled pink that you cared enough to give me my own namesake thread.
I'm aware of what enters my consciousness,and gather awareness of how mediocre certain experiences are after sufficient exposure to them,if that's what you'd call 'autism'(?)
fucking rest of that got chopped off... "if that's what you'd call autism (?)then i have gone through my whole Nurseying career misunderstanding the term correctly"
