See? Christmas is just pain whichever way you look at it. Am not bothering this year but I am making sure it there is a light sprinkling of white powder throughout the period.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya: See? Christmas is just pain whichever way you look at it. Am not bothering this year but I am making sure it there is a light sprinkling of white powder throughout the period.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> we had about 2 ounces of white powder last night looks to continue throughout the weekend, the forcast looks good!
I am now doing absolutely nothing on a regular basis...finally all my hard work paid off. My job decided to try to demote me as they think im not reliable enough to do customer service (crappy services).Mabye if they had fucking kept me to a regular schedule i wouldnt have called in,i dont do weekends,i wasnt hired for them,and i wont do them. So i just cancelled every weekend shift they gave me till they called me in monday...
At least you have a job. I'm gonna be spending this christmas scraping sparrow shit from under bridges to make my festive feast.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: i am rekovering from a major dump<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That has go to be the first truly funny thing you posted.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Does this mean that Kitana is no longer full of shit? Somehow I truly doubt it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler: Does this mean that Kitana is no longer full of shit? Somehow I truly doubt it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He he.. I just had my first dump for nearly five days. I was getting a bit concerned but WOW was it worth the wait. Sometimes I think a good shit is better than sex. (You don't have to cuddle the fucker for half an hour afterwards)
Currently, I'm being bombarded by a billion negatively charged particles being shot from this electron gun straight into my face, with a mere glass shield to prevent my face from exploding. In a moment, I shall retire to another room, and resume this bodily torture on a slightly larger tube, and with an accompanying surge of decibels high enough to boil water.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by theonlylivingboy: That has go to be the first truly funny thing you posted. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i'm still waiting for yers. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler: Does this mean that Kitana is no longer full of shit? Somehow I truly doubt it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well, cumguzzler, my bowel movements r regular. thanx to fiber
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by stymie: Sometimes I think a good shit is better than sex. (You don't have to cuddle the fucker for half an hour afterwards) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> But you can if you want to, right?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pseudo Autist: well, cumguzzler, my bowel movements r regular. thanx to fiber<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We know your bowel movements are regular, we read them often enough.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler: We know your bowel movements are regular, we read them often enough.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> u wanna suk em out too? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cumbler: P.S. The childlike spellings... sad, very sad. Kunt.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am a child in mah mind.
