Can I get a show of hands... Who likes poontang? Thanks for your support! ________________________________ By the way.. I love IMC!!
Big titties is my middle name... born wearing a bra. My parents were so proud! Just call me Veruca "Big titties" Salt.
*shakes head, wakes up, looks at rest of thread and chuckles* HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! yayy.... kidkiller and salty's gonna bump uglies!! someone better inform the seismic centre.... 'cos dat earths gonna move tonight!! hehehe
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VerucaSalt: And you know this how?! Is this rumor true IMC?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> oh... so you weren't at the mass plushophilia orgy at christmas then.... where IMC dressed up as a giant spiny anteater ... i think someone will probably have videoed it if you care to look it up... i ain't seen a copy.. but i assume you have the resources to find one!
*slaps pimp* you wern't supposed to tell about the Plushy stuff... I have no way to get your email addy... here is My MSN addy I_murder_children@operamail.com
hey killer.. if you get lumpy with her... she'll find out about the furry costumes soon enough... and when were you gonna tell her about the surgical attachments for your pierced 3"er...
that's typical of you.... you never offer an anaesthetic first!! anyways.. this chick says she loves you... no better way of proving there is some substance to her claims than not flinching when you whip off your plushie anteater suit to reveal your "cervix-slicer-mark-IV" penile attachments
Thanks alot Pimp... I would have loved that surprise too! Well, now I just have something to look forward to. And I am so happy to hear about the no anaesthetic thing... I like to feel the pain. Nothing like a good uterian wall tearing!
IMC - I'm in Ohio, and I have MSN messenger if you care to look me up. My email is not in my profile, but I assume you have the resources to find it. 3"... hmmm that might be a problem, but how is your tongue?
Well...the promise of "lobster 'for lunch'" would CERTAINLY THRILL ME!!!!! One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the wrong hole. She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the most horrific messy noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened: Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. you can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet. [ April 25, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: that was supposed to be a surprise when Iwqs teaing her uterian wall... you ruined the surprise...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that the grappling hook attachment?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: The lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's c**t when she was torturing it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> censorship?? it's ok to say cunt you know....
