All you budding film critics

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet:
i just took a bar (i have a low tolerance), and your pic is about to give me some serious seisures lomo <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I actually changed it before I read this response, mainly because I felt a February album ad is just too fucking old, but if it helps you out - so be it.

IMC - Pimp hasn't ruined a goddamn thing. Get off your ass and go see the film. I saw it for the second time today, and even though I was *completely* sober this time, it was still a fucking great movei.

One thing, though - the first time, I noticed the split-second flashes that came onscreen, it seemed to be a random 'dot pattern' that flashed every now and then (counted three last time, six this time) - in the center of the screen... anybody know what the fuck that's all about? I could google it, but I'm too fucked to care that much...

 

Fuck it - did some research. They're implanted in the film to narrow down where leaked copies of the flick come from. Every production house that has a copy of the film has a different pattern superimposed on the film (usually during a main scene, directly in the center of the goddamn picture) - supposedly, this is going to help them track where films get leaked to the 'net.

And here I thought it was Tarintino fuckin' with us the whole time...

 

i didn't ruin this film for you doughboy... i ruined the 2nd one for you

 

Thanks dick. Though my girlfriend was curious about the whole daughter thing, you still fucked the sequel for me.

Asshole...

 

*takes a bow*

 

in the 3rd matrix they found out that trinity is really a dude...

 

That would be heart-breaking if it wasn't so retarded..