All of you all pitch in

And buy me this for Easter.

http://mugs.cafepress.com/item/bristol-stool-chart-mug/279937698

 

That's a pretty shitty gift.

(someone had to say it.)

 

Haha! For that person at the office that always bitches about the shitty coffee.

"What kinda shit is this!?"

"Well I think its a type 3 sausage with crack"

Not that the office coffee it not worthy of bitching about its just that everyone already knows it and does not need anymore negativity to start their day.

 

Oh, well I don't drink coffee, but I like to talk shit.

 

sweet mug.