We have all been there, drunk as a skunk. Lets hear some funny stories here. I was barfing drunk passenger in vehicle /c desginated driver, got pulled over. Cops were pretty cool about it. One officer came to my window to warn me or something. Started out with "look im gona be frank with you", to my reply "can I be Mike? My ass went to jail. I once also barfed on the best man after a wedding. Him and his wife were giving us a ride home. Well after getting my fill of...well I lost count at around 12 glasses of wine at the open bar reception. They stopped on the side of the highway so I could puke. The best man(being a gentlemen)opened the back door for me and his flash light fell out, he bent over to get it, and got projectile vomit all down his head and tux.I felt bad at first, but hell he's the one who knowingly stepped into the line of fire. I did return the tux for him, being the nice drunk iam. And then there was this one time I got stupid drunk with a bunch of NDN girls and took pictures making crazy faces and metal horns and now have a retard wanting my nuts. You know you do.....
If he had only done his poodle exercises He could lift that 12 pack. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4
I've never been that drunk. I have no funny drunk stories. Puked once on tequila and puked once on white merlot. Had the spins from rum. That's about it.
