Nov. 6, 2006 issue - Is Osama bin Laden going to weigh in on the midterm elections? A senior counterterrorism official, anonymous, like other officials NEWSWEEK spoke to, because the subject is sensitive, says that based on previous patterns—such as the release of a rare bin Laden tape just before the 2004 presidential vote—a message before Election Day wouldn't be surprising.
Al Qaeda sez : Greetings people of U.S.A. We KEEL all you pesky infidels and rape your little babies if you vote for Republicans. Of course, if you don't, we will graciously allow you the freedom to praise Allah in the comfort of your homes as ABC* is piped directly to every state, and soon...the ENTIRE GLOBE. *~manic, bloodcurdling laughter~*. Once your glorious Democrats take residence in Whitehouse, we will pitch our tents on the lawn and our quarrel with you, American public will be no more. Choose carefully. Osama. P.S. I KEEEL YOU MEESTIR BOOOSH!!! *Afghanistan Broadcasting Corporation
