Sorry about that. Had some business to attend to. I was poisoned by Arther fucking Guinness the Friday before New years eve/day. After consuming only 6 pints of the bastards fucking brown shite I got run over by a car whilst trying to get my fella's inhaler from the middle of the road (it fucking jumped outta my pocket while i was running to get fags, slap bang in the middle of the road) due to all the drink I figured I should leave it in the road and get it on the way back from the gas station BUT whilst standing on the pavement I watched in slow motion a huge car turn the corner and run right over it with a bang that sounded like a gunshot. In my pissed state I went and got the fags laughing about it and crying also as i knew what was to come. on the way back I stopped to look at it (duh) and when i looked up i saw a car comeing straight toward me... Being British and fucking wicked pissed, I was confused cos it was on the wrong side... So i went in the wrong direction and got clipped by the fucker... oops. So I didn't really get run over but it fucking hurt. I would have taken the number plate but, what the fuck, i was pissed. It did'nt put me out of action for New Years eve though so that was cool. I was on Baileys and malibu and vodka and lemonade that night. Which is why I had to go to one of the relatives who is in the medical profession and find out why i was feeling so ill for a couple of days. Im not allowed to consume alcohol for a while... not that i want to at this moment. I also got sexually assulted by a little Irish fella (infront of my bloke!!!??) on New Years Eve. But that was my trick for getting served though... I went to an Irish 'pub' and got friendly with the Irish owner. He knew my age and he was cool about it so I was able to get wankered without needing a fake I.D. And I got the live band to play some Ramones and got everyone skanking.... not just the skinheads I was with either which fucking ruled. A fit bloke who was wearing a FDNY 09/11/01 shirt started doing it as well... Then at the end of the night i got everyone up dancing to Dexy's midnight runners amoungst others... (thats a good thing to do ya know... we did it at uni. Place money on the person who can get the most people dancing to the choon they choose on the duke box... I always win. I know what the flakes wanna hear) anyway. This is just a note to get me back into the swing of shit. I got more to do so i better get on with it i guess.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: I was able to get wankered without needing a fake I.D. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hahhahhah i remember back in the day......
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Bob: hahhahhah i remember back in the day......<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I never been I.D'd til I got to America and I have been getting served in England since I was 15. I even get carded for fags here.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana: bruises??? cuts??? pics???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bruise on me arm. no scanner so no pics. Thank god, I don't you rubbing off over my arm....fucking pervert
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: WANK!!!!!!!! i missed you baby <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> awww... so sweet. Glad someone did. Ill be round for a shag in about... a month.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: bruise on me arm. no scanner so no pics. Thank god, I don't you rubbing off over my arm....fucking pervert<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> whut??? me???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana: whut??? me??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> there was ment to be a want in my sentence. I dont want you wanking over my injuries.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: there was ment to be a want in my sentence. I dont want you wanking over my injuries.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL, i wont wank over your injuries... just add the pics to my collection, thats all
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time: Can we wait a little longer. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> AHHHH!!! me too!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: no scanner so no pics. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> just imagine they are my bruises... on my arm...
