Afraid to Poop

I went and ate dinner with my girls parents tongiht and I think it was a feed round eye something that will kill him evening, it was the spiciest fucking food I have ever eaten, and I am used to spicy food, believe me. But at any rate my stomach is rumbling and I have to poop , but i fear for my anus rim and old slanty here is squinting and laughing at me.... just thought I would share a fear of pooping story with you all.

 

I think the longer you hold it the worse its gonna be

 

A condition like this isn't going to come along very often. Its uniqueness makes it special. You should savor the moment.

 

why lie to him man?

 

do it like me and read your email on a laptop while you do it
it feels so classy

 

assuming you have a laptop and wireless internet :x

 

what's wrong with a good old fashioned monitor and keyboard.... fuck i do it

 

would that be a wireless keyboard?

 

I hope you shit your rim inside out

 

Go ahead and shit, man... Just pretend you're still a virgin and it's your first time...

 

now THAT was some wierd advice

 

are you gonna let us know the next time you fart too??