GOD created ADAM in the garden of eden, after many weeks of being alone with the animals ADAM started to get bored. So he decided to ask GOD for company. "GOD I have been alone on this earth for weeks and I feel very lonely, how can you help my almighty lord" ADAM pleaded. "ADAM after weeks of loyalty you are to be rewarded --- A WOMAN" "A woman? what is that?" ADAM asked curiously "It is a human being like you, who is intelligent, entertaining, beautiful, who will be loyal to you and see to your every need" "thats sounds great, anything else?" ADAM REPLIED "Yes, even more. She will be your dedicated companion and lovingly stand by you. She will make love to you every night without complaint, in any position you choose. and then make sure that you feel like the greatest lover afterwards" "and?" ADAM asked excitedly "Then she will give you children, who will be as beautiful as her. They will grow to be highly intelligent inventors, doctors and proffessors. Together they will produce the perfect race...... known as ...... the human race" "That sounds fantastic, will it cost me?" "I'm afraid it will, it will cost you an arm and a leg" "Oh dear thats a bit too much. What do i get for just a rib?"
