I thought this was going to be about a Russian cat & mouse duo that was recently imported and translated badly into english.
I don't eat yogurt because it contains gelatin... well, one brand doesn't and I will eat it occasionally. Organic raw vegetables? Yuck. I will eat my chalky gelatin-free fake strawberry flavored wafer.
Dude, no wonder you're prone to illness! I eat the hippie yogurt from the hippie store, it's gelatin-free and yum.
I hate it when you call me dude! I only know one female that calls me 'dude' and it's okay when she says it 'cause we've been friends since the last millennium. This is the yogurt I eat: http://www.horizonorganic.com/products/yogurt/index.html