I was at my orthopedic doctor today,sitting in his office with a big envelope of x-rays. It was me, this old man, and this really odd red neck guy. The redneck asswipe finished his chat with the old man, who left the room, then came to borage me with inane babble, and today, I wasn't in a very social mood... this is the actual conversation. I am Tattoo scumbag (TS), he will be anonymous asswipe (AA): Anonymous Asswipe: Hey how are you? Tattooed scumbag:, I'm alright, in alot of pain and think I have a cold, thanks for asking AA: So what brings ya to doc ********* TS: well, its a long story, are you sure you got time? AA: Sure I do TS: Well you see, me and my girlfriend were being intimate one night, and she broke out this 14 inch jewel encrusted ebony strap-on dildo, she called it "heartbreaker". Well she fucked me in my ass a little too hard, yanno, she was all geeked up on Methamphetamine, and gold spray-paint, and shattered my pelvis. AA: errmmm well that sounds painful... TS: you're tellin' me, everytime I sneeze, I fart. I have X-rays of it logged in my rectum, would you like to see? *tugging at big envelope* AA: ummm no, that won't be necessary, thanks all the same. TS: well, she would have been here today, but her methlab got raided last night, she sold a 8 ball of crank to an 8 year old, and she is awaiting a bond hearing. So, how is your day sir? AA: wow, um uneventful. It was nice talking to you. *scoots to the other side of the waiting room* God I hate people sometime... I wish they would fuck off and leave me alone...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: why don't you ask to see his fagboy cock piercing too?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Because I don't want to see his cock, pierced or otherwise. So, what's YOUR excuse for bringing it up?
I have two herniated disks, and a broken coyxisis... MAybe Ill post pics... Whats up with you and pukey? you too still in la la land? or is it all downhill?
