Accounting Fraud

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by smurfslappa, Feb 25, 2006.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Someone tried emailing me this shit, as *PROOF* that the check of theirs that I cashed was for $105.14 instead of the $48 or so that I remember. Me and this guy are pretty good friends, and he owed me $140 bucks that I lent his jobless ass before he had to skip town with his girlfriend. He had a couple of checks mailed to his old adress, which I swooped upon and cashed knowing I'd never see that money again because his girl was pregnant and that'd be his excuse for never paying me back.

    Anyways, I knew his bitch ass was lying and he manipulated those numbers on the table that he got from his work. I divided the numbers of the net income by his gross earnings, and I can see his bitch ass multiplied that shit perfectly. [b[Why do all the other numbers deviate from the .8333 standard?[/b] I know it probably has something to do with how they round before they calculate the next step or whatever, but does anyone know the process?

    hours------gross----------net
    35.23 --- $ 334.69 --- $ 272.64
    35.28 --- $ 335.16 --- $ 273.00
    34.49 --- $ 327.66 --- $ 267.20
    30.18 --- $ 286.71 ---$ 235.51
    28.56 --- $ 271.32 ---$ 223.62
    Bonus ---$ 840.00 ---$ 646.22
    28.74 --- $ 273.03 ---$ 224.94
    21.35 --- $ 202.83 ---$ 168.28
    13.28 --- $ 126.16 --- $ 105.14

    272.64 / 334.69 = .8146
    273 / 335.16 = .8145
    267.2 / 327.66 = .8154
    235.51 / 286.71 = .8214
    223.62 / 271.32 = .8241
    Bonus
    224.94 / 273.03 = .8238
    168.28 / 202.83 = .8296
    105.14 / 126.16 = .8333 The perfection!
     
  2. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Yeah he sent the table as a forward to me from his company's accounting department. It looked legit, but I know how much it was for and he could of easily changed the numbers around. Or maybe it was his crazy girlfriend who did it, and then showed him that I was "lying" to him.
     
  3. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Or maybe you made a mistake in taking the checks in the first place?
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Is he looking at legal action or something? I would tell him to fuck off. But have to go back to the "should I have cashed the check?" was the money worth the headache.
     
  5. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Hell yeah, I spent it all coke and hookers, and did the coke off their titties.
     

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