Ever see a girl so mind blowing hot that it just doesn't seem possible? Fuck. Went to Taco Bell and saw one with these short pants on, she had no skin flaws and not an ounce of fat on her. She then skated off with her friend after sharing a nacho supreme with no meat. I know this because I was behind them in line.
Yea, they are few and far between, especially the 'natural' ones, like Pukey. We have one here in town who is a real estate agent, she puts her picture on all her yard signs, actually bigger than her name or number. I think someone keeps stealing her signs, and no you cant have any.....
My husband always points out the 'organic' tampons at the hippie store I go to get dairy-free ice cream. He calls them treebark tampons.
That is funny and disgusting all at the same time. I guess it would give it that fresh pine-sol smell??? So you didnt say, "Hey why dont you roll back to my place, you can finger bang me and I will poop on you"?
oh no a zinger, but in any case, she was like only 16, and I look 25 (19) so it would be creepy. And she had a skate board, not skates.
You should have talked to her. "hey are those rug burns on your knees, or are you just that bad at riding your board?"
"Mmm girl, should have gotten the grilled stuffed burrito, for practice" Something along those lines?
Yeah, I'm thinking statutory rape charges would be no fun. And it's not like you can explain that shit away when your face is on the sex offender page. Anyone ever go to that Family Watchdog site and type in your address? I'm okay where I live now, but when I used to live close to downtown and the ghetto I had blips all over the place!
Since I bought this flip house it's in a not so desireable (snooty) part of town. My snooty friend has his house in a nice snooty neighborhood. So one day he is talking about 'gangs' and 'drugs' in my area. I go to the offenders site, none in my area 1 two doors down from his house. HA HA HA HA So I called him up, "I can keep my kids off drugs, and out of gangs, but you better keep yours locked up in the house or they will be 'xxx's fcku doll" HA HA HA Now I am being smug. Dammit!!!
The one closest to me is still less than a mile away. I looked it up at work a few years back and this girl was like, "Damn. He's kinda hot." And honestly, his picture wasn't that bad compared to the rest who actually do look like sex offenders. I dunno... I look at all strange men as perverts and rapists. I'm afraid of everyone.
I think they should put down what they did. I hate to hear about a guy who was 17 and his gf was 16 and they hooked up and now he is labeled as an offender because of it. Maybe varying levels of offense.
That Family Watchdog site does, I think. If I were a young guy, I would need three forms of ID and would make a photocopy of their driver's license before I ever hooked up with anyone.
Or do like Fernando and shit on them, that apparently embarasses them so much they wont talk..... Im hoping they get some common sense in these laws. I know in GA we have had a few white girls who consensually had sex with some 'bruddas' and their dads had the guys thrown in jail.....Just crazy shit like that.
It's like the girls who cry rape when there was none. I think they should be labeled as a sex offender of some sort. That's messed up.
