A Victim for you...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, Jun 24, 2002.

  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Upparoom2002 on AIM

    kitana996 - me, on AIM

    just for the fuck of it, but i know he really likes it.

    Upparoom2002: hey, didnt notice you were back on
    kitana996: yeah i was talking to some other guy about blood
    Upparoom2002: what abou blood?
    kitana996: i like the smell of it
    Upparoom2002: cool
    kitana996: when i cut open stinkie n the goat n the pig
    Upparoom2002: yeah?
    kitana996: its salty n iron-smelling
    kitana996: yeah
    Upparoom2002: hmm
    kitana996: yeah
    Upparoom2002: that's a good descrion
    kitana996: n then when i am on my period
    kitana996: what is a good decision?
    Upparoom2002: sorry
    Upparoom2002: description
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: when i am on my period
    kitana996: i like the smell of the fresh blood klots on my pad
    Upparoom2002: there is defintely a distinct odor about that
    kitana996: yeah...
    kitana996: makes my mouth water
    kitana996: but i wont eat it
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: i know where its been
    Upparoom2002: oh
    Upparoom2002: I did once
    kitana996: have u ever smelled... u did what?
    Upparoom2002: I ate out a girl on her raf
    Upparoom2002: rag
    kitana996: udid?
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    kitana996: n what did it taste like?
    Upparoom2002: once
    Upparoom2002: like raw meat
    Upparoom2002: have you ever eaten freshly killed meat
    kitana996: nope nut raw
    Upparoom2002: oj
    Upparoom2002: I'm talking about just when we killed it
    Upparoom2002: when it's heart is still pumping blood
    Upparoom2002: cut into it and take a big bite
    Upparoom2002: that's what it tastes like
    kitana996: u did that?
    Upparoom2002: I'm not sure if I'm making sense to you
    Upparoom2002: or not
    Upparoom2002: we went deet hunting
    Upparoom2002: deer'
    kitana996: ok
    Upparoom2002: and when we shot it
    Upparoom2002: it's heart was still beating when we took a chunk of flesh out of it
    Upparoom2002: that;s what eating a woman out on her rag tastes like
    Upparoom2002: like I said, it's hard to describe
    kitana996: u tasted the chunk of flesh?
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    kitana996: hmmmm
    kitana996: y?
    Upparoom2002: it was a tradition
    Upparoom2002: it's what you do on your first kill
    kitana996: oh...tradition for who?
    Upparoom2002: for the guys that went hunting with us
    kitana996: oh ok
    kitana996: so u can eat a chik out while she is bleeding?
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    Upparoom2002: I dont have a problem with it
    kitana996: have u ever been tested for STDs?
    Upparoom2002: no
    Upparoom2002: well,
    Upparoom2002: actually
    Upparoom2002: everything except the big one
    Upparoom2002: why?
    Upparoom2002: I'll be honest with you
    kitana996: ok...
    Upparoom2002: I'm one of those people that will try almost anything once
    Upparoom2002: so when she wanted me to eat her
    Upparoom2002: I did
    Upparoom2002: once
    Upparoom2002: I dont know if I'd do it again
    Upparoom2002: depends on the situation
    kitana996: hmmmmm
    kitana996: how many sex partners have u had?
    Upparoom2002: 2
    Upparoom2002: 1 for over 10 years
    kitana996: oh ok...
    Upparoom2002: I was married up to about 6 months ago
    Upparoom2002: so we did a lot of crazy things together
    kitana996: u got a divorce?
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    kitana996: no kids?
    Upparoom2002: 1
    kitana996: boy r girl?
    Upparoom2002: girl
    kitana996: oh... how old?
    Upparoom2002: 3
    kitana996: hmmmmm
    kitana996: do u have an MSN messenger account?
    Upparoom2002: nope
    Upparoom2002: hate MSN
    kitana996: ok
    Upparoom2002: why
    Upparoom2002: ?
    kitana996: have u ever eaten yer daughter out?
    Upparoom2002: that's nasty
    Upparoom2002: of course not
    kitana996: its good
    kitana996: some other guy told me how he fucked a 2 year old
    kitana996: they r really tight at that age
    Upparoom2002: no, i dont think so
    kitana996: n their pelvis makes this popping sound
    kitana996: what's better than hairless pussy?
    kitana996: most guys prefer that
    Upparoom2002: yeah, but I prefer it on an 18+ woman
    kitana996: dont lie
    kitana996: u know u wouldnt mind some really tight hairless ass
    Upparoom2002: nope
    Upparoom2002: not if they werent legal
    kitana996: no one will find out
    Upparoom2002: nope
    kitana996: at 2, they cant talk much
    Upparoom2002: I draw the line at 18
    kitana996: cum on now
    kitana996: a tight 2 yr old?
    kitana996: dont lie
    Upparoom2002: nope
    Upparoom2002: never
    Upparoom2002: ever
    kitana996: try it for the first time
    Upparoom2002: I decline
    Upparoom2002: thank you
    kitana996: LOL
    Upparoom2002: has to be over 18 for me to even consider it
    kitana996: what about 17?
    Upparoom2002: illegal
    kitana996: a 16 yr old retard, deaf-mute?
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: nope
    kitana996: its ok, dont worry the retard wont tell anyone
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: ROFL
    kitana996: wouldnt u like to shove yer little 2inch cock up her cunt?
    Upparoom2002: hey
    kitana996: ?
    Upparoom2002: 2"

    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: we know about yer 2inch cock
    Upparoom2002: ha h
    Upparoom2002: a
    Upparoom2002: ok
    kitana996: we know about the kiddie porn u look at
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: you are something else
    kitana996: we know how u try to meat chiks so that u can get a piece of ass
    kitana996: we know it all...
    Upparoom2002: rofl
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: who's we
    kitana996: just kum klean n admit it
    kitana996: we
    kitana996: u know us
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: We Own You
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: you are great
    kitana996: am i?
    kitana996: r are we?
    Upparoom2002: interesting sense of humor
    Upparoom2002: :)
    kitana996: how about a threesome?
    kitana996: me, 20
    kitana996: n a 2 yr old ?
    Upparoom2002: uh. no
    kitana996: or a 16 yr old retard deaf mute
    Upparoom2002: how about just you and me
    kitana996: she will be tight....
    Upparoom2002: yeah, but I cant stand all that moaning
    kitana996: i hope u like to bend over n take it up the ass
    kitana996: she cant talk
    Upparoom2002: but she can moan
    Upparoom2002: that deaf-mute moan thing they do
    kitana996: no noises...maybe it would be better if we slipped her some roofies
    kitana996: she cant
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: she is a vegetable
    Upparoom2002: like you know a 16 year old vegetable
    kitana996: u gonna get on yer knees n suck my 11 inch cock?
    Upparoom2002: :)
    Upparoom2002: u got an 11" cock huh'
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: yeah i do
    kitana996: b/c i be black, nigga
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: aww man, you are too much
    kitana996: we are too much, yes we are
    kitana996: you cant handle us
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: yes
    Upparoom2002: you'all are too much
    kitana996: so
    kitana996: u wanna get gangbanged by a bunch of hot gay hunks?
    kitana996: we can make manly love down by the river
    Upparoom2002: no thanks
    kitana996: the nueces river that is
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: ROFL!!!
    Upparoom2002: nueces huh
    Upparoom2002: :)
    kitana996: yeah
    kitana996: after we fuck u senseless
    kitana996: n u bleed from yer ass
    kitana996: we will feed u to the gatan
    kitana996: the gar
    Upparoom2002: oh no! not the gar
    Upparoom2002: :)
    kitana996: they like bloody man with lots of manjuice up his ass
    Upparoom2002: feeding time
    kitana996: yeah
    kitana996: we will cut off yer dick
    kitana996: n shove it up yer daughter's cunt
    kitana996: she will be watching the show
    kitana996: yer ex will be crucified on the shore
    kitana996: where is the halo?
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: u know u will like it
    kitana996: u know u want it
    kitana996: just bend over
    kitana996: n take it like a man
    Upparoom2002: yeah ok
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: n kry like the bitch that u r
    kitana996: we know how u kry
    kitana996: we know how u moan
    kitana996: yer ex has it recorded
    kitana996: we saw it
    Upparoom2002: lol
    Upparoom2002: wouldnt doubt it
    kitana996: we know about yer 2inches
    kitana996: its ok
    kitana996: u know how to use it...somewhat
    Upparoom2002: well, I guess you really do know then
    kitana996: on a scale of 1-10, we give u a 5
    kitana996: for effort
    Upparoom2002: thanks
    kitana996: but for yer dick size we give u a 2
    Upparoom2002: damn
    kitana996: because it will be 2 who will bend u over
    Upparoom2002: I was looking for a 4 at least
    kitana996: nope
    kitana996: nut what we saw
    Upparoom2002: well
    Upparoom2002: ok
    kitana996: we are going to take care of yer daughter
    kitana996: we have a jar big enough for her body
    kitana996: we know about her missing chromosomes
    Upparoom2002: oh man
    Upparoom2002: that's so mean
    kitana996: so we will kill her n preserve her
    kitana996: its ok
    kitana996: u were born with extra chromosomes
    kitana996: so it pretty much evens out
    kitana996: btw, yer vagina is pretty big
    kitana996: yer loose, too
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    kitana996: when u get fucked vaginally, do u need lube?
    Upparoom2002: I flap when I walk
    kitana996: or does the blood lubricate...we know
    kitana996: we have heard u
    kitana996: we have been close to u
    Upparoom2002: ha ha
    kitana996: in the parking lots
    kitana996: in the aisles
    kitana996: flap, step, flap, step, pussy fart, step
    Upparoom2002: ha ha
    kitana996: yer vagina is so deep n huge yer daughter goes camping in it when she sleeps over at yer place
    kitana996: n then that chik yer getting close to
    kitana996: r think yer close to
    kitana996: is gonna fuck you over
    kitana996: did u take a paternity test?
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: it might nut be yers?
    Upparoom2002: no
    Upparoom2002: oh it's mine
    kitana996: u sure?
    Upparoom2002: yep
    kitana996: b/c yer ex was one of our crackwhores
    Upparoom2002: oh
    kitana996: yeah
    Upparoom2002: did not know that
    kitana996: u were supposed to be a crackho too
    kitana996: but u didnt get addicted
    Upparoom2002: oh
    kitana996: at least from what we know
    Upparoom2002: that sucks
    kitana996: what does? we know u do, n u suck very well, too
    Upparoom2002: 1-10 ?
    kitana996: 8
    kitana996: we expect u to be sucking cock as a career soon
    Upparoom2002: so those lessons didnt go to waste then
    kitana996: nope, we taught u well
    Upparoom2002: sweet
    kitana996: beating the krap out of u n tearing out yer teeth
    kitana996: feels pretty damn good
    Upparoom2002: no, that hurt actually
    kitana996: u came when we did it
    kitana996: u know u liked it
    kitana996: its ok
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: we just want u to enjoy the pain that brings u pleasure
    Upparoom2002: lol
    kitana996: tell me when you have had it rough
    kitana996: it was the best
    kitana996: we saw from the dark
    Upparoom2002: never been rough
    kitana996: 8 of us minus5
    kitana996: it was
    kitana996: we saw
    kitana996: sixteen days until u see
    Upparoom2002: 16
    kitana996: the bright light n drugs n stuff
    Upparoom2002: ok
    kitana996: then u wont be able to pee
    kitana996: kidney rot
    Upparoom2002: ooh
    Upparoom2002: I have to use a tube
    kitana996: yeah
    kitana996: yep
    kitana996: n u will be shitting in a bag
    kitana996: actually u do shit in a bag
    kitana996: called a diaper
    Upparoom2002: haha
    kitana996: just keep on exercising those muscles
    kitana996: they will get stronger
    Upparoom2002: kegels
    kitana996: kegels?
    Upparoom2002: yeah
    kitana996: umnia
    Upparoom2002: kegel muscles you have to excercise
    kitana996: umnia is what u will scream when i ram my foot up yer ass
    Upparoom2002: to keep you from blowing your load too quick
    kitana996: mine r loose
    kitana996: from getting ass-rammed
    kitana996: the great goatse god!
    Upparoom2002: time to excercise
    kitana996: nope
    kitana996: there is no rectum
    Upparoom2002: GOATSE rocks me
    Upparoom2002: man
    kitana996: men
    kitana996: i am going to bed
    Upparoom2002: ok
    Upparoom2002: talk to you later
    kitana996: my boyz will keep us warm
    kitana996: we will fuck u laters
    Upparoom2002: cool
    kitana996: allright. we dont need protekshun
    Upparoom2002: yeha
    kitana996: b/c we use broomsticks n then we burn
    Upparoom2002: cool
    Upparoom2002: safe sex
    kitana996: ok then
    kitana996: we know u will enjoy it.
    Upparoom2002: hope so
    kitana996: we know
    kitana996: gnite
    Upparoom2002: night
    kitana996: when u masturbate think of a guy fingering yer ass, plz
    Upparoom2002: ok
    Upparoom2002: I'll think of your 11" cock
    kitana996: good then
    kitana996: we know u will like us
    Upparoom2002: ha ha
    kitana996: bend over n enjoy
     
  2. 1337

    1337 New Member

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    nut bad at all.
    Good Job Kit
     
  3. Codek

    Codek New Member

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    I like the premise, but honestly, there was no buildup.

    You see, I think the point is to gain a sort of trust in you, and then betray it. I didn't get that there was that trust at all, moreover simply suspicion. But hell, thats just me. Maybe I ought to try it, and let you rate me huh?
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Codek:
    Maybe I ought to try it, and let you rate me huh?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah that'd be good...
     
  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    yeah, this guy enjoyed what i told him, for some reason, all the guys that i fuck with like that enjoy what i tell em. i dunno why.
     

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