A Very Fugly Christmas

Discussion in 'Random Media' started by Schmed, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Well this year at Fugly I recieved some pretty interesting gifts, Dwaine got me a big pile of porno mags, but they look suspicously like Pa Felchers collection. Harlan got me the DVD of Ghostdad now he and I just need a DVD player. Sarah said she would'nt try and casterate me in my sleep for untill at least Jan 15th, god bless her soul, And Martin sent me this book..
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_3/104-5559255-4363902?v=glance&s=books
    Which came with this pair of glasses

    I'm sure Mike W. meant to get me something but he has been to busy sniffing a peice of toilet paper that he claims Sarah wiped her ass with to go shoipping. And a few other odds and ends from the rest of the crew, but I still can't get the time of day from Kimmy Su...I'm sure the rest of the gang will tell you what they got from me sometime. By the way Dwaine, you had better stop breathing heavy outside the bathroom door while I'm shitting (I know it's you, you fat fuck!!).

    Merry Xmas you fucking heathens.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you are jjst upset because still to this day, you cannot pin my fat ass in the festvus feats of strength...
     
  3. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Thats only because my arms cant reach around yer girth to touch the floor on both sides of you, now tell the nice people what i got you for festivus/xmas.
     
  4. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    A bronchial inhaler would have been a good gift for Dwaine by the sounds of it Schmedders...
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    an inhaler would have been better than this:

     
  6. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    Oh you love that fucking poster and you know it, but if you lamenate it and put it in the shower like you did with the Eric Castrada poster I got you last year I'm gonna rip it up!!!!
     
  7. MEDICVET

    MEDICVET New Member

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    just cruisin around the site's threads and came across this and have to admit I finally found a place where whipone's yummy barf pic he posted that so grossed me out would fit.
     

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