A Tribute to Wanktard...

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shut up.

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I didn't ask for any of them to 'stalk' me.

It would be alot easier for me if I didn't get all this attention, ya know. I feel bad for the hundreds I turn down cos of Canine. Then in RL (

 

at least you save on the cost of knickers

 

oh god... I save on washing up powder/liquid.

The cleaner has less to do... I have more time.

And the money I save... goes towards a monthly check up at my local BUPA clinic

 

so do you spend the money you save on condoms?.. or would that be a hassle and you'd rather buy more fags?

 

Fags would come first... no pun intended


I found... If the word is spread right you get more lovin' if you allow them to jump into the pool naked.

 

or 'cold bath' in your case

 

no.

Private hot tub.

 

Condom are free at the local health center..thats where i get my supply from..they may not be featherlite or ribbed for her pleasure but they are better than sticking a Marigold glove on his cock.Oh and they are free of course and as i dont give a shit if he cant feel anything through it i will always opt for them.

 

you have sex????

with men???

jesus it feels like my whole preconceptions have come crashing down around me

 

Erm... 2 points.

Either; -

1) She has a bucket cunt. How the fuck could anyone get five fingers and a palm from a marigold up their crusty crack hole.

2) The 'cock' she is useing is small enough to fit in a finger (or a thumb) from the yellow sperm catcher...

Either way, I hope you have a dishwasher. I know I certainly wont be comeing round your house for a sunday roast and using your crockery.

 

Oh but Wank you always said u love the taste of pussy and cock so you should enjoy licking my marigolds.Go on come round for Sunday dinner we'd love to have someone to poke after the meal.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by You fucking wanker:
crockery<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's a quote in itself.

 

I have no clue what's going on here. But that's probably for the best.

 

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Oh but Wank you always said u love the taste of pussy and cock so you should enjoy licking my marigolds.Go on come round for Sunday dinner we'd love to have someone to poke after the meal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your not related to that bloke who got and axe in his head 20 times are you.

I definitely read in the Sun that he used marigolds (amoung other things such as whips, ball gags and animals)...


You Perv

 

BTW... Where has Thundertwat gone?

I spoke to him on MSN on Monday and hes not been on or here since

 

Yes dawn you are the true slag i thought u where.All u can worry about is thundercat

 

I takeit you are thundertwat then.

fucking nonce.

 

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hey-i like this fucking thread,alright?

 

Obviously...

I haven't been reading it... the title of the thread wasn't really a selling point for me.