A Tribute to Wanktard...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    if you read what canine has posted, it makes no sense whatsoever? I think he is trying to impress thundy the 14 year old with big words...
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I haven't read any of this, BTW...
     
  3. thundercat_the_twat

    thundercat_the_twat New Member

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    im not 14 im 34 and i got pubic hair.... so there...errrrr fatty bum
     
  4. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Hey I know you Queen of the Blacks! Thats right. I have your picture on a laptop. You tried to hit on Redneck X once and I saw your picture. You got some big ass teeth! So did you fuck him or what?
     
  5. thundercat_the_twat

    thundercat_the_twat New Member

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    disorder i know u are a busy top executive and a very important man and i respect u and admire you so much (not)therefore i have taken it upon myself to lighten your duties and take on one of your smaller rolls of (your comfort to fat woman support groups)i have opened a room on your behalf and i hope i will be of good service to you and do you proud and not tarnish your good name and reputation.i have created a profile for you that i think you will find accurate and that serves you good justice... i was gonna do one for std and dawn but you seem to like me the most were as the other 2 was less personal...especially dawn who i ripped intoo good and hard(still wanna fist u baby)anyway if this shit works please click on the link ill try to submit(if it works)and please state you are a fugly member and you will recieve a hammer and a blue peter badge through the post. THE DON Disorder's fat sympathy room
     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thundercat_the_twat:
    Disorder's fat sympathy room<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think you meant..
     
  7. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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  8. canine_STD

    canine_STD New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    if you read what canine has posted, it makes no sense whatsoever? I think he is trying to impress thundy the 14 year old with big words...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well I'm fucked at the moment, it's gone 3 am. So I'll translate it all back to you tomorrow, not that it's very interesting.
     
  9. D

    D New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by A twat:
    especially dawn who i ripped intoo good and hard<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [deadpan]Yeah... Shit. I can't face the world anymore. Once again someone from Fugly has shown me the light and shown me that I *really* am a fat bitch. [deadpan]



    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote

    I care if Canine has mouldy y-fronts.
     
  10. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    i'm sorry, no one quite informed me of your budding relationship.
    or i dont pay enough attention.
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Who the fuck would inform you,you little dick.
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    To be fair,this is Thundy_the_twat using his insult search engnine thing here...something he knows i find highly fucking irritating.
     
  13. thundercat_the_twat

    thundercat_the_twat New Member

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    disorder why are you such a fucking prick? i have seen your picture and to be honest you look kinda noncey sitting on that chair.do you like little boys or little girls? come on you little cunt tell us what rings your bell? perhaps i should get my printer busy and send your pic along with some of your shit posts to every fucking school in your local area to warn them about you.i have looked intoo some of your history on here and you realy are a true cunt and talk a load of fucking shit.
    Wank you like says:
    oh... havent you got any...?

    Wank you like says:
    yes... do... thats so good...

    Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says:
    yeah right, i got like 3 gcse's

    Wank you like says:

    Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says:
    i learnt all my shit myself


    lol you fucking thick faggy cock sucker....see you done realy well at school.i see a nice little job at m`cDonald's
    for you disorder and who knowa you might even get some of those little stars they
    dish out in there cos you dont get em here. Eddie Sombrino, Coke Smuggler/Part Time Samaritan says:
    i really wanna be a microsoft programmer, yes, their programs suck, but its like 125,000 a year, a car, and flexi-time, i could work any 8-9 hours in any 24, go for 2 here, go home, back for another couple WITH 3 GSE`S? DREAM ON YOU FUCKING IDIOT you cant even programe your fucking video.perhaps you was trying to impress fat dawn? did she realy believe all that bullshit? dear oh dear u silly cunt. anyway if this link works its eddie`s true profile as i see accurate. http://members.msn.co.uk/?mpp=2208~2AAAfAAAAE5R2KP3Zv!*3z!o9IDzuW*bcwLSl6FqHCpIqKa4VZ8LXebQ$$~2AAAgAAAAGGrrzSixL2JN7QRzg*JNPckt*BeSnVka6srk$&mid=2208
     
  14. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Personal Statement
    i like to help fat people who are depressed and i try to get in there knicks whenever possible becouse they do tend to be vunrable and it sure as hell beats a r_pe charge<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hehehehehe
     
  15. thundercat_the_twat

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    disorder when you foud out you was double jointed as a child..... and use to impress the other kids in the playground doing tricks with your gangly arms...but as the years went by you dicoverd the true value of this freaky disorder when u learnt how to bend your ugly fat mush around to your arse and rimm your turtles head and suck your own little monky balls.is it also true you would perform these acts in front of your family after sunday dinner were you parents would look fondle and with pride as there (SPECIAL GIFTED LITTLE BOY)licked his arse.oh and disorder dont think all the counceling you have recieved for your years of sexual abuse is going to save you from suicide.....i hope to read about it in the papers soon...why not go out with a bang disorder and jump off london bridge while rimming your arse.
     
  16. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Pissed:
    Hey I know you Queen of the Blacks! Thats right. I have your picture on a laptop. You tried to hit on Redneck X once and I saw your picture. You got some big ass teeth! So did you fuck him or what?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You mean Redneck X got hit on by a black woman? Now that's a first...
     
  17. thundercat_the_twat

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    hi dawn sorry if i have neglected you lately.i would like to invite you to accompany me to a lovely day out to the air show at raf cosford in june.one of the organisers is a personal friend and informs me that the will be an abundance of hot dog and burger stands and they are going to be doing a special deal in the officers mess were your can eat as much as you want for a fiver.(may i ad all the procceds will go to charity)specialy adapted porta-loo`s will be onsite for the obese big dumpers like yourself.a good day should be had by all...you can fill your fat mouth as much as you like in the officers mess then we could perhaps get to see some of the air show then you could hit the hot-dog stands with a passion.as a perfect end to are day out i know of a greasy spoon cafe on the root home were i imagine your ebese hunger pangs will have kicked in from the short journy from the air show to the cafe.i know you will except my invitation even if you dont like me as u can use this as an excuse (that you was interested in aviation) when in fact the grub will be your true motive.please reply soon you fat pie shaped bastard xxxxxx (for my genarousity do i get to fist u?)see i am a gentleman
     
  18. Trainspotter1

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    Thundercat old boy I must admit you seem a very witty person that talks his true mind.I really like your style and it sounds like Dawn,canine std and disorder all piss in the same pot,,,boring old farts and I wouldnt be far in saying that they are failures in life and on the career ladder.Canine std ,,well you can read him like a book he masks himself behind some type of basic further education course and tries to front this to his best ability,sadly he just makes himself look a complete tosser in the real world,talking about the real world you can guarantee he still lives at home with his mom and heavily suscribes to cheap porn mags like razzle,readers wifes , etc.He finds it hard to communicate to the opposite sex let alone form any type of relationship.I would even say that he is on the verge of committing some type of sexual offence due to his raging built up lustful frustrations.Moving onto disorder,as every one can see he is easily led by std and clearly has no ambition in life,the pent up frustration that burns with in side him to try to move into the 20k salary and the company car that goes with it is very sad, doesnt the poor moron realise that this would be just acceptable for some one just starting out in life.Sad fat Dawn,she has no one to blame but herself as we can all see it is self in flicted but its like flogging a dead horse,,,Dawn a word of advice,,,shack up with thudercat whilst the offer is still open, or you will end up kicking your self.Keep up the good work thundy .......
     
  19. thundercat_the_twat

    thundercat_the_twat New Member

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    Trainspotter1
    i aplaud your common sence and great insight on reading the 3 stoogies for what they realy are.i was pondering on the fact that they could actualy be related in some way.mayby std is dawns half brother and disorder is a nephew and they not only piss in the same pot but they infact std and disorder both piss in dawn....that would explain her many miscarriages and the way they are all like 3 peas in a pod.they may even have 3somes and if this is the case i imagine std is the dominant of the 3 and he fucks dawn first while disorder has to wait and whatch his uncle as he pumps dawn like a wild incestuous beast and useing his big fucking words as he come`s "ejaculation is inevatable and therefore stimulation is upon us" or some fucking shit like that as disorder twiddles his fucking thumbs or plays on his game boy..then again he dont care cos he`s gonna go for the brown so he wont be getting entire slops.
     
  20. sweetninnocent

    sweetninnocent New Member

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    Well i been reading these messages. Who is real I wonder! Are you all the same person? Could people really be so mean? If you need to talk.....Cool it friends.
     

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