I for 1 hate Supermarket shopping, but this tale just creased me up... A women was going through the checkout at a general grocery store when it was discovered that 1 of her items had no price tag. To the womens embarassment the checker got on the public address system & boomed for all the store to hear: PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE. If that wasn't bad enough, the dumb fuck at the back of the store misheard & took the word "Tampax" as "Thumbtacks". He came back over the public address system with: DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER? ------------------ The secret to a long & happy life is to always let the wind go free!!
That's a Jay Hickman joke. I'm not busting your balls(or vagina?) or anything, I rip off his jokes on a daily basis. It's better when you actually say it to somebody though. ------------------ I contain organs.
