A special pic of me

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Jan 7, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    Can't be arsed to go all the way back to 'post your fugly...blah blah blah...'

    So here ya go... A collage of me at New Year.. and not. (if ya know what I mean...?)

    I have been asked for my Tits to be posted... But... ya know... not till I can work out some way of obtaining access to the SS room (don't want any Tom Dick or Harry seeing them )


    Discalimer im am on my way to being completely wankered (drunk) and majorly bored

     
  2. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Here is wut you do, ho.

    You eithers sign up for fugly, or you send dat shit ta me and I post it in SS. Can ya handle dat biotch?
     
  3. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Insane:
    Here is wut you do, ho.

    You eithers sign up for fugly, or you send dat shit ta me and I post it in SS. Can ya handle dat biotch?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well... I need to get some fucking pictures of them first i guess...

    dunno how long that will take...

    BUT I wanna know what the fuckis being said about them... So you will have to wait till the end of the month when I am in england with my bankdetails shit
     
  4. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    So here ya go... A collage of *me* at New Year.. and *not*. (if ya know what I mean...?)
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    *You* are being strangled by a man,and the *not* will be the slender,rubberclad bitch on the bed,hmmmm?
     
  5. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    being strangled<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's what caught my eye...
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Mine too, until I realized that someone (horror of all horrors) may have been planting one on her.
     
  7. Nursey

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    ...and then of course there's the ~moving~ portrait at the top left of a desperate,mentally unstable Essex girl playing at being pregnant...fantasising that she is feeling 'her baby' kick,timing her 'contractions' and panting,fantasising that she has some reason for living other than being a
     
  8. D

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    Yeah... that one in the top-left.

    That was just before I had the back-street abortion. It was back-street because I was quite fair gone already.

    I would have said I will post the pics but now that Tit's gone there is no point.

    The rubber-clad bitch is me. Extremly pissed enough for a photo to be taken.

    And yes I was getting a tounging in the big pic... that was New Years Eve...
     
  9. Nursey

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    REALLY!?!!
    I underestimated you as well!I think my fashion advice has served you well!How long is do the effects of the liposuction take to wear off though?Then it's back to your shell suits,no doubt.
     
  10. D

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    The rubber suit was a gift from the clinic. It was to stop the excess fat/blood seeping out of the wounds

    It made me look like Cat woman though
     
  11. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    The rubber suit was a gift from the clinic.
    It made me look like Cat woman though
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    Im saving it for Tashy's toosh though. She told me she likes that sorta thing.

    Shes gonna dress up at she-ra )and she said she wanted to role play... Her freaky lesbo shit don't scare me thuogh.

    She hasn't been around for a while... err... since yesterday I think. But it was her birthday which unfortunatly I missed being in another cuntry an'all.

    I got pissed for her tho.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    I thought this was rikki Lake Porn for a second... scary shit
     
  13. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I thought this was rikki Lake Porn for a second... scary shit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Rikki Lake

    Shit, thats a first...
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    you bet... you don't know the shock i was in when ZI thought I saw someone choking rikki... and Rikki in latex... oh god... I think i just made myself impotent
     
  15. D

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    Im not gonna post my tits now... Even when I do get to be a bloody member
     
  16. D

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    Not that were exclusively for you...

    It was just requested... but Im hurt now
     
  17. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I thought this was rikki Lake Porn for a second... scary shit <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think Carnie Wilson was a fucking million times more annoying than Ricki Lake. I never thought I would see a woman who on the one hand, had such a good looking sister, but on the other hand, had all of that pudge and three sets of tits, like a fucking shaved grizzly bear....now THAT will make one impotent.
     
  18. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    I think Carnie Wilson was a fucking million times more annoying than Ricki Lake. I never thought I would see a woman who on the one hand, had such a good looking sister, but on the other hand, had all of that pudge and three sets of tits, like a fucking shaved grizzly bear....now THAT will make one impotent.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Carnie is a portly gal, but Rosie O'Donnell takes the cake when it comes to who's more annoying than Rikki Lake.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    carnie Lost all her wieght. she had a stomach reduction surgury...
     
  20. Nauseous

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    She's still fucking fat. I can only imagine her stretch marks...
     

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