A rare glimpse of the elusive Lomotil... (ACTUAL PIC !)

I've never done it before, in the five fucking years I've been here, but behold:

 

You look like Kevin Smith.




Here I am Its about what I look like right now since I buzzed my head again. Only with a full beard instead of a goat.

 

Ahh shit Dan can jerk off to me now, Man I won't be able to sleep tonight.

 

You look like a thinner better dressed Kevin Smith.

 

I get that alot. Once, a bouncer downtown announced that 'Silent Bob' has left the building to the entire bar over the P.A. when I left (after two other people, a girl at the bar and one of the cooks), and most recently, at this year's new years affair, some high school kid gave me his Mooby hat in exchange for posing for a pic on his cell phone. After I'd had more drinks, I was briefed on his nefarious plan to rent a limo and take me downtown to the clubs and pass me off as Smith - just to pick up chicks. Amusing.

Coincidentally, during the first example, I actually was wearing a trenchcoat, and I had long hair. :?

 

I can think of some many ways I can use you too get my movies made.

 

Land me some action with that gorilla and we can talk...

 

Had to post the picture with the chick in it, so he doesn't look like so much of a loser :roll: she's got nothing on my sexual abuse victim #17

 

Somebody explain to me how Grim Jesus isn't gay when he is posting his picture in a thread started by another guy with his picture in it.

 

Although I'll add she is pretty so I don't come of as nearly much of an ass as I actually am.

 

Look dumbass those arent fucking movies. They don't even qualify as animation their isn't enough shots per second. They are rudimentary cartoons. That is all. NOT FUCKING MOVIES

 

Because I've never posted my pic, The only homo around here is you Dan becaue you seem to be cruising for ass everytime you post.

Or did I plot this so I could just slap you down again because I knew it would bring you out of your parents basement.

 

Done

 

I'll level with you here - I don't really have any pictures of myself. The last picture of me alone was probably taken sometime back in high school. Maybe it's just a personal thing, but I rarely get an urge to turn the camera around on myself. If I exist in any form of picture, it's because someone else took it. So yeah, there is that remote possibility that I might be standing next to someone.

It just so happens to be the one where I'm standing next to the chick so I don't look like such a loser.

:wink:

 

Well, I think you're BOTH hot.

(In an incredibly manly and heterosexual way, you understand.)

 

You're just saying that because of the blow-up doll pics, aren't you?

 

I think it has to do with being attracted to the same sex being a sign of one's sexual orientation. By your logic posting after another dude started a thread makes you just as gay.

 

I used to have a pic of you in some camo outfit or some shit. All alone too faggot.

 

That's the difference between me and you Shmegma I think for myself I don't give a fuck if I have some annoying fuck sitting next to me at a movie theatre. I sit by myself and if you decide through some schizophrenia that there is something wrong with that any you were to say something to me about it we would be punching it out in the parking lot. Noone has ever said anything to me about it by the way. If I got a date I don't want to be watching some stupid movie like yourself. I go straight for the alchohol and then the sex. You really are a clueless stupid fuck.

 

Hahaha, what the fuck are you talking about. Maybe if you read the thread you would have a clue..wait, nope that wouldn't help either. Carry on then Danny.