Fuck what your councelor tells you, there comes a time when you're fucked up pathetic life just ain't worth living anymore. You'll never amount to shit, and not only does no one understand you, they wouldn't like you even if they did. Your friends are just a bunch of selfish losers and your so-called family is just one step away from prison. You hate them, but anything you do to fuck up their lives will land you in jail and they'll all feel justified in calling you a fuckup. If you really want to make them suffer, you're gonna have to take yourself out. There's a lot of good ways to end it all, but there are a few that will really make your friends and family freak. 1) Drug Overdose This is definitely the funnest way to buy the farm. Hook up with some primo X, some grade-A sensimillia, a few uppers, some dramamine and a shitload of really bad heroin off the streets, mix it all up in a hypo and shoot it straight into your jugular. You'll feel like God Himself for about a tenth of a second and then your heart will explode. Leave a note saying that your parents didn't love you enough and your friends neglected you and you had to turn to drugs to cope. For an added bonus, name some names. While you're at it, accuse someone you never liked of sellling you all the drugs. 2) Drink Dran-O This one's probably the most painful, but the beauty of it is, that it's such a horrfyingly painful death that it will cause severe psychological trauma to just about everyone who knows you. And it's REAL messy. As usual, name names in the note, pointing out specific instances when certain people drove you into fits of suicidal depression. 3) Shotgun blast to the face Quick, painless, and really fucking gorey. Someone's gonna have to clean up after you, and that person's bound to be a little fucked in the head because of it. Don't let the fact that that hippie Kurt Cobain did it deter you, this is an awesome way to snuff it. For added effect, set up a video camera to tape your final exit just for yuks. 4) Jump Off a Building in the Middle of Downtown Public suicides are the best for inflicting intense, undeniable guilt on the people responsible for driving you to it. As sooon as your mangled bloody body hits the pavement, news of your suicide will be all over town, on the news, and in the papers. Everyone will be clamoring to find out why you did it and when they discover the note explaining how you were molested by both your parents and your little sister (not to mention those assholes in gym class who called you a faggot) those people are going to have a lot of answering to do. In fact, you may even drive a few people to follow your lead if you're lucky. Best of all, you die before you hit the ground and it's really really messy. So there's no pain, but lots and lots of gain. 5) Standoff with police followed by shootout Another high-profile suicide, this one is even better because it's likely to get you on CNN. Suicide is one thing, but a full-on psychotic freakout on national TV is the best. Hostage taking will ensure you maximum coverage and you can make outrageous demands like forcing your parents to get on TV and admit to the world that they treated you like shit. Get everyone you know to come and beg your forgiveness and then get your ass blown away by cops anyway. Not only will they be guilt-ridden and traumatiszed but they will be hounded by the press for months and months. The only downside is the possibility that your money-grubbing parents will sell their story to some network for millions of dollars and they'll be sitting pretty while that fucker from Dead at 21 plays you in the movie. ------------------ I think I've gone Insane, I can't remember my own name. [This message has been edited by Fuck-It (edited March 14, 2001).]
Fuck wit... There was already a suicise thread.. and I said it in there... pull a wallet on a NYC cop.
