A public service announcement c/o Baltimore....

"Light skinned niggahs gets they asses whooped!!!!"
-Filthy Crack Whore on a street corner

 

Did you get threatened today?

 

No, in this case it literally was a light-skinned niggah walking in front of me.

 

so you're a filthy crack whore?

 

I gotta admit, crackheads can be really goddamn funny sometimes.

 

Especially when they have a mouth full of gold nugget and chase you down the street yelling "Eh! Eh! You gotta light bitch?!" Baltimore is fun.

 

Sure, Baltimore is fun....about as fun as going to a NAACP meeting (which is basically what Baltimore is...a big, giant fucking 24 hour NAACP meeting).

 

Didn't you live in Philly? Do you ever plan on returning?

 

It depends...I think I may have to get out of the country completely before I ever get the opportunity to move back.

Just a gut instinct.

 

:?

I want to go to Philly, but I need a tour guide.