One dark night a nun is walking down a dark alley and is passing by a local pub when all of the sudden the door burst open and out stumbles a very wasted old man and ends up stopping face to face with the nun there in the alley which is very dark. All of the sudden the drunk dood takes a swing at the nun catching her right on the jaw which makes the nun stumble almost loosing her balance. The drunk guy staggers up to her and again smacks the crap out of her with another punch which knocks the nun to the ground. Then the old drunk staggers over and starts kicking and wailing on the nun while on the ground till finaly he is out of breath and barely able to stand he quits fighting and turns to stagger off down the alley. Meanwhile the nun comes to and hears a faint voice coming from the old drunk as he walks away saying "Not so tough tonight are ya Batman"... :biggrin:
