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That got your fucking attention didn't it?

Any tips?

 

enjoy

 

Fuck Me. Nice one Matthew, have you tried it?

I mean have you tried Glee Bond. Not wanking.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
No, I was waiting for a response from one of yall .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so you'll try it now?

 

Did you read the article? 20 minute orgasm, sounds kinda worth the pain. Next time I go to the store I will pick some up and let yall know if its bogus, or if it really works. I dont know about those swamp balls though.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
2 questions:

where do i get it from? is it snortable?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

u can get it from a drug store or the pharmacy section in the grocery store and u can snort it...snort it and tell us how it was.

 

Don't forget to masturbate with toothpaste, too...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus:
Don't forget to masturbate with toothpaste, too...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hell naw don't do that shit... You will forever be known as "Minty Nads Mcgee" trust me

 

2 questions:

where do i get it from? is it snortable?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya's Shit Pit:
have you tried it?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I was waiting for a response from one of yall .

 

Not only that, shit burns like a mutha fucka...

 

hey, as long as wer're all still about the fucky-fucky talk, whats up with Altoid blow jobs anyway? any of you males ever indulge? and if so, how was it?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
hey, as long as wer're all still about the fucky-fucky talk, whats up with Altoid blow jobs anyway? any of you males ever indulge? and if so, how was it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've heard about it,never tried it though.

I'm gonna go for the "cocaine on the clit" thing next time I get the chance.

Thank you Pimp and Nursey for telling me about that....

 

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! all my blow is gone fuuuuck! and why isnt your ass-cam on GAS?

 

YES! altoids DO make a difference... fuckin' A... Trust me. It's like someone munching a few "Extreme Freesch" German mints before going down...

 

I have actually stumbled across a fantastic wankng aid but it's very expensive.

The ingredients are:

1 gramme of cocaine
1/4 oz. of Super Skunk Generation 2
1 x White Lady 'E'
7 x Miller Draft Bottled Lagers
1 x Nurse I met in the pub last night

Combine all the above and get the nurse to wank you off. (Well it was our first date!)

I feel like shit, so there is a flipside.

 

I did it!!!
It wasnt all the site cracked it up to be. It felt really cool down there, like a nice cool breeze. It was quite refreshing but not orgasmic . I also jumped straight to the maximum strength to get the full effect. Dont waste your money.

 

snortable?

 

sure why not

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GA-motherfucking-S:
I've heard about it,never tried it though.

I'm gonna go for the "cocaine on the clit" thing next time I get the chance.

Thank you Pimp and Nursey for telling me about that....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


The cocaine sex thing is, rubbing a little coke on the head of your penis. It numbs the nerve endings allowing you to go longer before you come. If you put it on a clit, you pretty well guarantee no orgasm for your female partner. Also if the coke on your schlong gets in her cookie, she won't feel anything. You will screw till she is dry and no orgasms will occur. You will both walk funny the next day.

Just use the coke to remove her inhibitions so you can corn hole her. Money well spent.