A Living, Walking, Breathing, Shit Factory....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Guest, Dec 11, 2001.

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  1. Guest

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    I've never seen any animal produce more shit than my dog. He could go all day without eating and still conjure up 4 piles of shit that put even my kodak moment shits to shame. Dogs must have a separate organ that stores it up so even if they don't have to shit, they can go out and still leave something in the neighbor's yard that you feel obligated to pick up. There is no god....
     
    Guest, Dec 11, 2001
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    You actually bother picking up your dog's shit... especially if it's not even on your own lawn?!?

    Sheeeeeiot... When I go a while without mowing my lawn, my dogs shit on the edge of the patio because they don't feel like squatting in the tall grass... I just wash it off INTO the neighbor's yard...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    YEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW






    the culprit:

     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  4. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
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    Yeah, I'd have that same look on my face if I just had my balls removed...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Yeah, I'd have that same look on my face if I just had my balls removed... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    whut?! no!
    that pic was taken like a year ago
     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  6. Lomotil

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    Also interesting to note: The symbolic shovel in the background...

    Poor fucking Rojo...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Also interesting to note: The symbolic shovel in the background...

    Poor fucking Rojo...     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh come off it!

    *demon reveals herself*

    your next

     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    oh come off it!

    *demon reveals herself*

    your next

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Y'kno, it's been a while since I threw my LaserDisc copy of The Exorcist on, but I could've sworn that little girl's exact words were something to this effect:

    FUCK ME!

    FUCK ME!

    EAT ME!

    EAT ME!

     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  9. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    FUCK ME!

    FUCK ME!

    EAT ME!

    EAT ME!

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  10. Guest

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    I'm certainly glad to see this thread has taken a good turn. kitana, you might want to check out the 'Ask Skeeter' section of porkgravy...
     
    Guest, Dec 11, 2001
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  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:

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    I'd lend you the disc, but these things are ancient... Hardly anyone has them anymore, much less even heard of 'em...

    Go rent The Exorcist sometime...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by skeeter:
    I'm certainly glad to see this thread has taken a good turn. kitana, you might want to check out the 'Ask Skeeter' section of porkgravy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i did!
    and i sent u a question and the link didnt work
     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  13. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I'd lend you the disc, but these things are ancient... Hardly anyone has them anymore, much less even heard of 'em...

    Go rent The Exorcist sometime...    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oh yeah nigga? I still got a RCA VDP in my closet!!! I am that hardcore...


    P.S. I just farted, and the stench reminded me of opheila...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Dec 11, 2001
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  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    I'd lend you the disc, but these things are ancient... Hardly anyone has them anymore, much less even heard of 'em...

    Go rent The Exorcist sometime...    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    disk??? like DVD???
     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  15. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    disk??? like DVD???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no you fucking retard... a Video Disc player..
     
    Dwaine Scum, Dec 11, 2001
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  16. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    disk??? like DVD???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    DVD is digital Video disc... fucking stupid-ass
     
    Dwaine Scum, Dec 11, 2001
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  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    disk??? like DVD???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    LaserDisc... ancient format for which to distribute movies that some argue has better video quality than a DVD. I forget when they first came out, but I know they've been around at least since '84 (That's when my Pioneer LD-1100 Video Disc Player was made - it's fucking old, but still works as if it were brand new)...

    Anyway, picture a record-sized, double-sided compact disc... I'll post a pic of one sometime, maybe after I get those tornado pics uploaded...

    IMC: They are pretty cool, ain't they? I've only got a meager collection of movies, but among the ones that come to mind are The Exorcist, The Abyss (Extended 171 min ver), the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and oddly enough, 'Grumpier Old Men'
     
    Lomotil, Dec 11, 2001
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  18. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    LaserDisc... ancient format for which to distribute movies that some argue has better video quality than a DVD. I forget when they first came out, but I know they've been around at least since '84 (That's when my Pioneer LD-1100 Video Disc Player was made - it's fucking old, but still works as if it were brand new)...

    Anyway, picture a record-sized, double-sided compact disc... I'll post a pic of one sometime, maybe after I get those tornado pics uploaded...

    IMC: They are pretty cool, ain't they? I've only got a meager collection of movies, but among the ones that come to mind are The Exorcist, The Abyss (Extended 171 min ver), the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and oddly enough, 'Grumpier Old Men'     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    HA!! Impressive to many, but not me, I have grand titles like "New Jack City" "colors" And the orignal Japanese version of "The toxic Avenger"..
     
    Dwaine Scum, Dec 11, 2001
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  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    P.S. I just farted, and the stench reminded me of opheila...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    oil of olay and lavender conditioner???
    what did u eat?
     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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  20. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    no you fucking retard... a Video Disc player..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shit, how was i to know that? the only technology i knew of was computers...
     
    kitana, Dec 11, 2001
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