I know Dwaine, and i just want to make a public apology to each and every one of you for frightening away our very own, dearly beloved Lumpy. Or...Lampy. No...fuck, what is she called again? Well anyway, just so you know, Loompy has been using her pagan goddess 'sacred yoni' powers to communicate psychic images to me to remember her by. And i am going to lovingly reproduce them for you here as they come to me. This is the one i've been channelling most recently: What an incredible woman.
I fear that she and her cousins are sacrificing themselves for this commerical: http://www.safercar.gov/Tires/HotTires.wmv
But that is the kind of woman she was, Pukey. A selfless martyr. She really wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks to this saint we know simply as 'limpy', lives which may have been snuffed out as a result of underinflated tires on scorching hot tarmac will now continue, oblivious to the sacrifice that was made to enable them to drive on down to the local mall and purchase a diet coke and maybe some awesome, white, spongy loafers made by 5 year old Korean children who work 20 hour shifts for a dollar a month. Lives everywhere are touched by this remarkable lady.
Actually I talked to ImP today. She didn't get scared away. She just got pissed off that the owner of this site screwed around with her personal life by scheduling Martin on her web based scheduler. And also that her privacy preferences keep getting changed without her knowledge. She is also pretty sure that the heavy breathing phone calls she now gets originate in Maryland. (not really about the phone calls, but the email violation is true) Dumb move. Some things you just can't apologize for, so learn a lesson Fugly.
Not to take up for Fugly ('cause I'm a little miffed anyway) but that doesn't sound like Fugly's style at all.
He did it, admitted it in a PM to me, and to his credit apologized for it. As I said, sometimes you just can't apolgize. I'm not mad at him for it.
Well, looks like JJJJJEFE won't be getting the ~next installment~ of brothelly-lit nude pics...the one's with FULL EXTREMITIES!!!!!
