A lil humor

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by redskin, May 1, 2005.

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  1. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    What flavor you think he'll pick?
     
    DrBungle, May 3, 2005
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  2. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Alexander the Grape: to offset his Napolean complex...
     
    Samanthasez, May 3, 2005
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  3. redskin

    redskin New Member

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    If I get my choice I pick red and send that bloody used tampon I love them nothing better. YUMMY YUMMY :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    redskin, May 3, 2005
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  4. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    *files nails and snaps chewing gum*: WHATEVER.
     
    Samanthasez, May 3, 2005
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  5. MEDICVET

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    RED ya fit right in here with all these pervs..

    and hate me and insult me and cuss me out and i will only get turned on and hope that grosses ya out totally cus that will turn me on even more...

    and I love the first 'tony' joke best..;)

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    MEDICVET, May 3, 2005
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  6. redskin

    redskin New Member

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    Ty I think, is that the best you got sam?
     
    redskin, May 3, 2005
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  7. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Huh? I'm so sorry, but was I required to give you a witty response?
     
    Samanthasez, May 3, 2005
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  8. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    :lol: :lol:


    Barry
     
    ucicare, May 3, 2005
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  9. mia

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    Hey Reiz, you know gettin a pic of a sexy lady, doesnt stop you looking like a cheap tart

    peace out, Mia xx
     
    mia, May 3, 2005
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  10. redskin

    redskin New Member

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    Nah none was expected or invited, but when you send the used tampon besure to put some pubic hair in with it I will need to floss my teeth after eating the bloody tampon. I don't want clots in them. :wink:
     
    redskin, May 3, 2005
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  11. Jarhed

    Jarhed New Member

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    You fucking FREAK!
     
    Jarhed, May 3, 2005
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  12. Lynx

    Lynx New Member

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    Quite well said...I couldn't have done better.
     
    Lynx, May 3, 2005
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  13. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    That was such a "sixth grade, potty mouth, Howard Stern shock attempt" humor effort.

    I like Fugly for the sharp witty humor and the occasional well placed slap in the face. Pubic hair floss and blood clots are just gross and ignorant. Shoving a tampon down your throat was funny. Dr Bungles "cherry otter pop" line was sheer genius. You are having trouble seeing the subtle difference?

    Stop grossing me out and be funny!

    Barry
     
    ucicare, May 3, 2005
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  14. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    umm excuse me oh gods of fugly but is this one of those "zing" moments?
     
    Dimples, May 3, 2005
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  15. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Well, it was


    You can say Zing! Dimples. Its ok.
     
    DrBungle, May 3, 2005
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  16. redskin

    redskin New Member

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    I thought it was a zing moment :lol:
     
    redskin, May 3, 2005
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  17. Dimples

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    delayed ZING!!!
     
    Dimples, May 3, 2005
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  18. redskin

    redskin New Member

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    Jarher said this and Jarhed said that, hey jughead you should try it sometime you might just like bloody tampons and then you can get the coveted RED WINGS ya pussy :twisted:
     
    redskin, May 4, 2005
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