a mexican, a black guy, and a Japanese guy are on their first day of their job building a house. The foreman comes up to them and says "OK, Black guy i need you to gather all the lumber, mexican guy i need you to get all those cement bags over here, and Japenese guy you're on supplies. He comes back to check on them an hour later, the Black guy has a nice pileof lumber, and the mexican guy has a big stack of cement bags, but the Japanese guy is no where to be found. "where is the japanese guy" he says. All of a sudden the jap jumps out from behind the lumber and yells "SUPPLIES!"
Did you hear the eye doctor one? I'll tell it anywy. An Asian man notices that he's having a hard time driving at night. The street lights appear fuzzy and he can't read signs until he's practically on top of them. His wife convinces him to see an eye doctor. After a thorough examination the doctor tells the man, "I see your problem. The reason you're having such trouble is because you have a cataract." "No, no", replies the man. "I drive a Rincon."
