John walks into a bar after a long days work and sits down, and orders a drink. A few drinks later the guy next to him starts casual conversation and after a bit he finds out that this man works in the technology industry. He tells John that he is working on a cell phone project, in which he has a cell phone embedded in his hand. It doesnt take John too long to realize how outrageous this idea is, and asks if he can call his wife from the guys hand. And sure enough John calls his wife, from this guys hand. His wife tells him he is drunk, and that he needs to come home, and offers to come pick him up... John tells her that he will stay a bit longer and if he needs to, will call her for a ride. John is astounded. He orders another and the guy heads off to the washroom. John goes over what just happened in his mind and realizes he must be pretty fucking drunk to have talked to a guys hand for a few minutes... But he figures if it was real he can use his hand again to call his wife for a ride home, and if it wasnt real then someone could make a good story out of it. A few minutes later the guy comes out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and toillette paper hanging out of his ass, he yells to the bartender that he needs more toillette paper. John asks the guy if he can try his phone again and call his wife for a ride home. The guy gives him a crazy look and says "fuck no, cant you see Im getting a fax?" sorry if someone said it already
