A joke i heard

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BEzy, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. BEzy

    BEzy New Member

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    A guy walks into a bar and he sits down at the bar and the bartender told him if he can get the horse outside to stop being so sad he'd give him a free drink. So the guy walked outside and came back inside and the horse was laughing hysterically and the guy got his drink and left.

    Later the guy came back and the bartender asked him to get the horse to stop laughing and he'd give him a free drink. So the guy walked outside talked to the horse and the horse was crying.

    The bartender asked him how he made him laugh and not laugh.

    The guy replied, " First i told him i had a bigger cock and then i showed him."

    It goes something like that i tried to remember it. :shock:
     
  2. whipone

    whipone New Member

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    Are you the same Bezy from my hometown in Wisconsin that hangs out at the bars all day and hits on any guy in the vacinity? She nasty.
     
  3. BEzy

    BEzy New Member

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    LMAO no

    sadly enough iam a guy.
     

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