A married couple were invited to a masked ****oween party. They were eagerly looking forward to it but at the last minute the wife started complaining of a headache. She didnt want to ruin her husbands fun so she sent him to the party alone. So off he went in full costume. After lying in bed for an hour the wife started to feel a little better. She decided to surprise her husband at the party. When she arrived, the party was in full swing. She quickly spotted her husband but chose to keep her presence secret, something she was able to do since he had no idea what her costume was. Inste4ad she preferred to observe him, to see how he behaved when he thought she wasnt around. She watched from afar as he flirted, danced, and kissed many different women. she decided that this was the time to make a move of her own, still without revealing her identity. Disguising her voice, she sidled up to him and said "fancy a breath of fresh air". "Sure" he replied, " know just the place. And with that he led her to his car where they had sex on the back seat. Both of them returned to the party but she went on home. she lay in bed waiting for him when he arrived at midnight. "how was it" she asked. "Oh you know I could never have fun without you there". "Did you dance"? "Not one dance, in fact when I got there I met a few friends and we went to the bar and drank beer all night" "Oh really" she said "Yeah but I tell you," he continued. The guy i lent my suit to said he sure had a great time!"
that sucked... a blind person could see the ending to that coming a mile way.... and i too dont understand the ****oween... was that part of the joke or are you just an idoit?
im gonna take a wild hideous stab in the dark and guess that was ****oween, WHY it would be [censored] i dont know...
