I fucking hate Bono. I guess it's not true, but did anyone hear this? Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says softly and seriously into the microphone ... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies......" A voice from near the front pierces the silence: "Well, fuckin' stop doin' it then!"
I thought he was the founder of those Blair mail-order fashions. They sell clothing like this: BendOver® Pantsuit & Tank Your favorite fabric in an easy-care, polished pantsuit. Both jacket and pants are beautifully tailored for an ultra-flattering fit that feels comfortable all day. Polyester gabardine stretches up to 18%. Import. The stripe knit tank coordinates perfectly with the pantsuit. Acrylic/spandex knit. All three pieces are easy machine wash/dry care. USA/import.
Hold that thought, Nauseous. Guard it, cherish it, then arrange all your other ideas around it...because the process which resulted in those 4 words - "I fucking hate Bono" - is probably the most definitive mental process i've ever witnessed in you and is in absolute accord with the Universe. It will be your anchor in stormy seas, a dry port in the storm. When the world as you always knew it morphs disturbingly beyond recognition, with the advent of global war and mind boggling technology, remembering those words will connect you to your inner sanctum of truth, the source.
