A couple of orignial jokes I made

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dwaine Scum, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    No they arn't funny, but I made them up anyway...

    Q: Why do white girls from Wilson County flirt with Mexicans?
    A: to makethere nigger boyfriends jelous

    Q:Why Don't jews read the New Testament In the bible?
    A:because there is no prophet (profit) in it...

    okay, go fuck yourself...
     
  2. badboygallagher

    badboygallagher New Member

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    ur a dirty piece of cuntmuck
     
  3. chud

    chud New Member

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    second one is good, im gonna use it
    first one it funny in a dumb joke way, like What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
    "oh no i lost my tractor"
     
  4. mitch

    mitch New Member

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    Yup, the second one was pretty good. In fact, it was damn funny.
     
  5. cittykat

    cittykat New Member

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    they were both shit. in fact, i think i'll go chunk up my malto-meal right now
     
  6. Vessago

    Vessago New Member

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    fair play. second one was clever. you should be proud.
     

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