No they arn't funny, but I made them up anyway... Q: Why do white girls from Wilson County flirt with Mexicans? A: to makethere nigger boyfriends jelous Q:Why Don't jews read the New Testament In the bible? A:because there is no prophet (profit) in it... okay, go fuck yourself...
second one is good, im gonna use it first one it funny in a dumb joke way, like What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "oh no i lost my tractor"