A blonde, brunette, and red-head (always together, aren't they?) are taking a scenic drive through Death Valley. Out of nowhere, a water hose bursts and the engine overheats, leaving the women stranded in the middle of the desert. So the brunette says: "Ok, I'm pretty sure there's a town about 3 miles to the east, if we start walking right now, we'll get there before dark so we don't get mauled by coyotes." The red-head suggests they each take something with them so that they'll survive the heat better, so she grabs a big bottle of water. The brunette takes an umbrella they had with them to shield them from the sun and asks the blonde: "What are you going to bring?" The blonde replies: "You guys start walking, it'll take me a second to get what we need. I'll meet up with you as soon as I can." The brunette and the red-head look at eachother and give eachother the "whatever" look, and start walking. After walking for awhile, they look behind and see the blonde off in the distance, dragging something through the sand. They wait for her to catch up, and as soon as she does, they see that she's actually dragging the door from the car! The brunette asks: "Why the hell did you bring the door from the car?" And the blonde replies: "So we can roll the fucking window down, stupid!" Sorry if you've already heard it..... or hate it.
