A black guy

Walks up to the bar in his local pub and calls the landlord over, im looking for a job mate are there any going? the landlord pauses for a second, what fucking timing the landlord says, ive got just the job for you my mate dave has this filthy nympho sister shes a pornstar, all youve gotta do is drive her round the country in her limo, take her to exotic locations all over the world free of expense, you'll be her minder and your probably looking at making yoursef 250k a year. The nigger says fuck off your bullshitting me, the landlord replies, yeah well you started it. NIGGER

 

that was beatuiful...ha hahah ahah

 

If only more jokes like that were on here

 

*wiping tears from eyes*

That was brilliant! BRAVO, BRAVO!!!!!

 

At Last! A joke worthy of being read! CONGRATULATIONS!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MOTTMASTER:
Walks up to the bar in his local pub and calls the landlord over, im looking for a job mate are there any going? the landlord pauses for a second, what fucking timing the landlord says, ive got just the job for you my mate dave has this filthy nympho sister shes a pornstar, all youve gotta do is drive her round the country in her limo, take her to exotic locations all over the world free of expense, you'll be her minder and your probably looking at making yoursef 250k a year. The nigger says fuck off your bullshitting me, the landlord replies, yeah well you started it. NIGGER<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slayer of Pygmy Babies:
At Last! A joke worthy of being read! CONGRATULATIONS!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

coz you know how everyone in this forum hopes to reach your standards of what is and what isnt worthy of being read...

 

Does anyone know the diffrence between a bucket of shit and a nigger???

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