1.Wipe your nose on their back. 2.Sleep with their spouse. While they're in the house. Then send videos to all their friends. 3.Just slap them. All the time. Keep doing it. On. And on. And on. 4.Walk up to them in the street with a cheery "hello" and use them as a urinal. 5.Grunt like a pig when they try to talk to you. 6.Put up a sign outside your house suggesting that the individual in question "might fuck horses". 8.Ask to borrow some of their personal stationary. Say that you'll give it back. Use it to wipe your tender anus withafter deficating. When you give it back say: "thanks, that felt good!" 8.Ask if you can inspect their teeth.
