Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. Sell Girl Scout Cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?" Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and them announce: "I've got new socks on!" When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness. Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occasionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops!" Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp, and say "Mmm, tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Start a sing-a-long. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say "I wonder what all these do!" and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the audience that this is your "personal space." Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" Challenge your neighbor to a Tic-Tac-Toe tournament. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bathrobe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. Make chalk drawings on the walls. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting, "Down, I said down, dammit!" Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
61. Throw FinlandDude down the empty elevator shaft and listen to his screams as they echo to the cold floor 23 stories below.
62. Hold FinlandDude down and forcibly(?) ass-rape him with the emergency phone. Whenever the doors open, withdraw it and offer it to the would-be rider while intoning, "It's for you"
pour molten pyrex in finlanddudes puckered asshole. 2600 degrees of molten glass goodless. I can imagine his screams. Hel I can imagine anyones screams. You know, Right now I wouldn't mind slapping someone around. Not that I am angry, just that I like the idea of watching someone wimper and cower in agony.
hello to finlandude! are you new to? I am new to forum, looking to be making friends! where you come from?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: hello to finlandude! are you new to? I am new to forum, looking to be making friends! where you come from?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Erm..... Finland?????
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky: Erm..... Finland????? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Name not where from! that not make sense! There are no land of fins, you thinking of ocean. many fins in ocean.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: Name not where from! that not make sense! There are no land of fins, you thinking of ocean. many fins in ocean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I take it they don't make China in China then?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AzN NvAzN: Name not where from! that not make sense! There are no land of fins, you thinking of ocean. many fins in ocean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NO that not make sense as you say! If you meant name then say name! But you said where are you from! DUH!! and everyone thinks im thick!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky for brains: and everyone thinks im thick! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> thicker than say.. the vat-grown, genetically modified offspring of a village midget, a redneck nigger (what could be worse!) hereafter refered to as a 'rigger', 2 short planks, a cats hairball and a moose? now get lost, you dirty rigger whore
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally groaned by Disorder: now get lost, you dirty rigger whore <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No! I ant listning to you your nothing but a fucking mouldy wank stain on your mums bed!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally whinged Sky thus: No! I ant listning to you your nothing but a fucking mouldy wank stain on your mums bed! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> psssh! god woman, keep your fucking voice down for chrissakes..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky: NO that not make sense as you say! If you meant name then say name! But you said where are you from! DUH!! and everyone thinks im thick! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I do say name! I say name! Someone else say where from, and that sound like name! I say no name where from! Why you try confuse me? Also - if everyone think you thick, should consider diet.
