3 dead animals..

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Disorder, Mar 5, 2007.

  1. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

    Messages:
    2,055
    .. in heaven; A lion, a bear, and a chicken. They were all sitting around bragging about who was best. The lion says 'When I was alive I roared and the whole jungle trembled' The bear says 'Thats nothing when I was alive I just growled and the whole forrest bowed to me' And the chicken says 'Yeah whatever pussies, when I coughed the whole world shit itself'
     
  2. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

    Messages:
    6,956
    ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

    A coughing chicken? Is this a UK joke?
     
  3. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

    Messages:
    2,055
    Bird flu :-\
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

    Messages:
    6,956
    oh, that is a UK thing.....LOL.....
     

Share This Page