2 pedos and a priest doe it get any better?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Darkgroovey, Nov 28, 2002.

  1. Darkgroovey

    Darkgroovey New Member

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    Two paedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground.

    The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh... A seven-year-old girl."

    The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no ... Definitely an eight-year-old girl!"

    The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing. "An eight-year- old!", "No, a seven-year-old!", "Definitely an eight-year-old!" .... and so on.

    The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.

    The first paedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument, so the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says:

    "Definitely an eight-year-old girl! ......... but not from my parish!"
     
  2. xpert

    xpert New Member

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    i dont get it at all. whats the punchline?
     
  3. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Koors Lyte Kyd:
    i dont get it at all. whats the punchline? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    re read the punchline is right there at the bottom
     
  4. xpert

    xpert New Member

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    i saw that but didnt know it was the punchline. what is the funny part?
     
  5. Phil

    Phil New Member

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    matbe u are the 8 year old girl. coz u certainly have got the mental age of an 8 year old
     
  6. xpert

    xpert New Member

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    is it funny because the priest knows its an 8 year old girl or is the funny part when he says not from his parish?
     
  7. Phil

    Phil New Member

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    rite u fukin dip shit. he says its not from his parish so people dont blame him. u wiv it now dumb ass
     
  8. xpert

    xpert New Member

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    cant blame him for what. what did he do?
     
  9. IevildykeI

    IevildykeI New Member

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    u fucking retard
     
  10. Poopystick

    Poopystick New Member

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    I got it, just wasn't that funny, was still clever though, C+ for effort.
     
  11. Phil

    Phil New Member

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    Look priests a known for bein paedophiles. and poppy r u a teacher? if u are. FUCK OFF
     
  12. Poopystick

    Poopystick New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phil:
    Look priests a known for bein paedophiles. and poppy r u a teacher? if u are. FUCK OFF<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah, and I'll teach you how to talk to your betters young man. want me to correct your spelling too? Bad grammar, E- fuck-knuckle
     

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