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  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    The 10 things men know (for sure) about women!!!

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    10. They got Boobs!......

     
    kitana, Dec 5, 2001
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  2. Lomotil

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    Coincidentally, that's just about all we care about women, too...

    Perhaps I've been wrong...

    Perhaps Kit isn't 100% clueless...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 5, 2001
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  3. kitana

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    fuck you, lomo
     
    kitana, Dec 5, 2001
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  4. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    fuck you, lomo <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    stick a ? on the end of that and i bet he'd say yes.
     
    unlimited-time, Dec 5, 2001
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  5. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    stick a ? on the end of that and i bet he'd say yes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    probably, he already told me that he was sex-starved and desparate
     
    kitana, Dec 5, 2001
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  6. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    probably, he already told me that he was sex-starved and desparate<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Fuck the both of ya! I'm not THAT desperate............
     
    Lomotil, Dec 5, 2001
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  7. kitana

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    he's in denial. it's ok, Lomo, we understand...well not really
     
    kitana, Dec 5, 2001
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  8. Lomotil

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    yeah, yeah, yeah...
     
    Lomotil, Dec 5, 2001
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  9. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    The 10 things men know (for sure) about women!!!

    1.

    2.

    3.

    4.

    5.

    6.

    7.

    8.

    9.


    10. They got Boobs!......

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is that from personal experience?

    Can I ofelia tits?
     
    D, Dec 6, 2001
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  10. D

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    Errrr... That wasn't an offer.

    I draw the line at sexual relations with mentally retarded folk.
     
    D, Dec 6, 2001
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  11. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Fuck the both of ya! I'm not THAT desperate............<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you want to fuck the both of us....damn u must be desperate coz i like wank and kit likes animals.
     
    unlimited-time, Dec 6, 2001
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  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    Can I ofelia tits?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    damn, i havent heard that since middle school
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    you want to fuck the both of us....damn u must be desperate coz i like wank and kit likes animals.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i like Disorder!
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  14. unlimited-time

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    Yeah i know kit but what are you gonna do with him when u meet..fuck him or skin him?
     
    unlimited-time, Dec 6, 2001
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  15. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Yeah i know kit but what are you gonna do with him when u meet..fuck him or skin him?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    neither
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  16. unlimited-time

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    I see Top Trumps it is then?
     
    unlimited-time, Dec 6, 2001
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  17. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    I see Top Trumps it is then?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    whut?
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  18. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    coz i like wank <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    AWWW...

    If you turned you fucking ICQ on once in a while we could talk and meet up and fuck

    Mind you... Your quite old... we may have to ask Tit for some Viagra
     
    D, Dec 6, 2001
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  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*:
    AWWW...
    Mind you... Your quite old... we may have to ask Tit for some Viagra     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yep... *checks on Viagra stash* i got enough to send you as samples...if you're interested...
     
    kitana, Dec 6, 2001
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  20. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    yep... *checks on Viagra stash* i got enough to send you as samples...if you're interested... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Tit. Females don't usually have penises.... not where I come from anyway
     
    D, Dec 7, 2001
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